Hey, it’s the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards where everyone is only here to see Rihanna and Beyoncé and where we must suffer through Key & Peele serving as wannabe millennial quasi-hosts. First, watch Ariana Grande’s pitchy and highly triggering spin-themed performance (minus the screaming instructors...or is Ariana the…

Welcome to your MTV Video Music Awards red carpet roundup, better known as A Swarm of Teens Who I Will Unfortunately Not Be Able to Identify. Will there be nudity? Will there be wide-brimmed hats? Will Ansel Elgort show up with the sole purpose of triggering me? Undoubtedly, yes. Please join me on this very emotional…

“Yo, wha a gwan. It’s Safaree” is how Nicki Minaj’s ex Safaree Samuels introduces himself, via Jamaican patois, in a trailer for Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood’s next season which doubles as confirmation that Minaj dodged a bullet.

Variety has done the stats on the new scripted TV shows signed to the Fall 2016-2017 season at ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox and the CW, and the landscape is looking all too familiar: 90% white, and 80% male. The publication writes:

In today’s Tweet Beat, Matt McGorry is woke and secure, I have no idea what Kat Dennings is talking about and damn, Nicki.

Nicki Minaj thinks her ex-boyfriend Safaree Samuels is greedy and trifling and wants to let the world know it, too, in the only place that matters, a secret place that’s just between you and her—Twitter.

Am I feuding with you? No. Is my cat feuding with all the ghosts he sees roaming around the apartment? I’m not sure. Is Nicki Minaj feuding with Demi Lovato? Maybe.

At Monday night’s Met Gala red carpet, Vogue contributing editor André Leon Talley completed his new annual task of interviewing—or, more accurately, shouting compliments at—attending celebrities.

Jelani Maraj, the 37-year-old brother of Nicki Minaj, has been formally indicted on charges of raping an unidentified 12-year-old girl “repeatedly,” according to Bossip. The site reports that a grand jury “deliberated for about a month before handing down the decision April 4.”

In today’s Tweet Beat, Coachella is here, Chris Pratt is a grown man and Nicki Minaj just made me cry.

A group of rappers including Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Ludacris, and Pusha T visited the White House today. The White House has never been so lit and it shall never be so lit again and President Barack Obama can never ever leave us.

On Friday, Meek Mill was sentenced to 90 days of house arrest for violating his probation. Nicki Minaj was in the Philadelphia courtroom with Mill and, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer, she sat in the front row behind him. Minaj testified on Mill’s behalf at an earlier hearing where she promised to help him…

While everyone else was at home thoughtfully planning their themed Golden Globes party menus on Friday night, Lindsay Lohan was holed up in the bathroom of an NYC bar. Page Six reports the actress and her sister Ali (of “Lohan Holiday” fame) spent “about 20 minutes in the bathroom of VBar in Greenwich Village...when…

In an interview with Charlie Rose, Star War creator George Lucas did a lot of complaining about The Force Awakens—the first installment of the franchise since Lucas sold it to Disney for $4 billion. Of the new film, he said, “They wanted to do a retro movie. I don’t like that... These are my kids, all the Star Wars…

In 2015, there was beef. Boy, was there ever beef. Let’s take a look at the year in public, prolonged, funny and existentially ponderous disagreement, and resolve to be a little more chill in 2016.

Following objections from human rights activists and other people who understand how dictatorships work, Nicki Minaj went through with her headlining performance on Saturday for a concert hosted by a company controlled by Angola’s corrupt president, José Eduardo dos Santos.

Despite calls from human rights activists, Nicki Minaj performed in Angola at a holiday concert hosted by Unitel, a company controlled by the country’s dictator, José Eduardo dos Santos. According to reports, she received $2 million for the performance. “The payment you are receiving from your Angolan sponsors is the…

Nicki Minaj revealed the cast for her ABC Family sitcom on Instagram Friday, the new place for sending out press releases. Model Selita Ebanks, along with a few unfamiliar faces, make up the leads.

The Human Rights Foundation has asked Nicki Minaj to cancel a performance scheduled for Saturday in Luanda, the capital of Angola. The Southern African country has been ruled by José Eduardo dos Santos since 1979. It has a long history of human rights violations and dos Santos’ government is considered one of the most…

Gwyneth Paltrow, actress turned entrepreneur whose 1999 episode of SNL is one of my personal favorites, recently lost nearly $200,000 in merchandise in what has come to be known as The Great Goop Heist of 2015. When discussing the burglary with her mother, actress turned Goop ambassador Blythe Danner, Paltrow…