Do you remember Fred, that super bizarro web series-turned-movie-turned short-lived Nickelodeon show? It's about a hyperactive teen named Fred Figglehorn—played and originated by Lucas Cruikshank—who runs around screaming and does weird stuff, much to the delight of children everywhere. When you watch it, you're like… » 8/21/13 10:30pm 8/21/13 10:30pm

Holy shit, this Marc Summers interview on Buzzfeed is quite possibly the most revelatory thing you’ll see all day. Maybe it won’t surprise you to learn that the popular Nickelodeon goo called Gak that grade school children in the mid-90s used as lint brushes actually derives its name from the street moniker for… » 8/16/13 2:00pm 8/16/13 2:00pm

Because the Internet was created for the sole purpose of indulging in '90s nostalgia, I would like to take this opportunity to address an unsolved mystery from my early childhood: why was Doug Funnies' family white-looking when everyone else populating their fictional world was green, purple, or orange (except for that … » 5/30/13 5:00pm 5/30/13 5:00pm

Or, Dumb and Dumber, as it were. Ke$ha, you're making this too easy. » 3/24/13 8:30pm 3/24/13 8:30pm

Sandra Bullock and Neil Patrick Harris get slimed as they present the award for favorite movie actress at the 26th annual Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, March 23, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision/AP) » 3/24/13 1:00pm 3/24/13 1:00pm

Well, the world might be in the shitter, but at least the future is bright! (Kind of. Except for all the parts that we're systematically covering in shit. But, you know.) In Nickelodeon's annual Kids Pick the President poll, our nation's wise young fake-voters fake-reelected Barack Obama by a landslide, and said… » 10/23/12 6:30pm 10/23/12 6:30pm

In case you missed it: Less than a week after threatening to murder Big Bird and then chuckling about it in front of millions of horrified but oddly entranced Americans, Presidential Candi-bot Mitt Romney has dealt another overly theatrical middle finger to the kids in America — he's become only the third candidate in… » 10/09/12 1:35pm 10/09/12 1:35pm

Justin Bieber, left, and host Will Smith get slimed after Bieber accepts the award for favorite male singer onstage at Nickelodeon's 25th Annual Kids' Choice Awards on Saturday, March 31, 2012 in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello) » 4/01/12 4:30pm 4/01/12 4:30pm

"Nickelodeon Addicting Games," a free iPhone/iPad/iPod application from the people who once brought you Hey Arnold! and Doug Funny, features tasing, "cougars," and wasted girls passed out in front of toilets. » 3/14/12 12:40pm 3/14/12 12:40pm

In an almost unprecedented move, a television network has actually listened to The People. By popular demand, Nickelodeon hopes to create a "new midnight society" by airing re-runs of the network's most beloved series (that are nearly 20 years old, by the way) in a block called The 90s Are All That. Having previously… » 7/13/11 2:25pm 7/13/11 2:25pm

The good news: Starting in the fall, Nickelodeon will re-air episodes of Rugrats, Kenan & Kel, Pete & Pete, The Amanda Bynes Show, All That, and Clarissa Explains It All. Awesome. Exciting, especially since the shows will air in a "The '90s Are All That" block from midnight to 2 a.m. All your guilty pleasures, stacked up… » 3/10/11 5:00pm 3/10/11 5:00pm

Ohh, maann: Fourteen-year-old Caitlin Sanchez is suing Nickelodeon, MTV Networks and Viacom, alleging that she and her parents were"duped" into signing an "unconscionable" contract. » 10/07/10 4:01pm 10/07/10 4:01pm