Waka Flocka Is Asking Some Really Brave Questions
In today’s Tweet Beat, Waka Flocka makes you think, Nick Offerman pulls at the heartstrings of Parks and Recreation fans and Shonda Rhimes was born.
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Are Perfect and Can Never Go Away
In today’s Tweet Beat, one of the world’s greatest couples takes a great picture, Coco Rocha’s baby boards a private jet and Angel Haze asks a good question.
John Oliver, Laverne Cox Take On Idiotic Abstinence-Only Sex Ed
On This Week Tonight, John Oliver lavished a full 21 minutes on American sex ed, with a special emphasis on abstinence-only curriculums. The segment comes complete with clips from dreadful videos with titles like “No Screwin’ Around” and programs comparing girls who’ve had sex to used tape, chewed-up gum, and stinky…
Nick Offerman’s Updated Twas The Night Before Christmas Is Perfect
This is much, much better than the original.
Please Enjoy Nick Offerman's Handcrafted Wood Emojis
Nick Offerman is taking over the lucrative hand-carved wood emoji business in a big way.
John Oliver Demonstrates Why Customer Service Robots Will Never Work
The holiday shopping season is upon us, and with it, questionable business innovations. For instance! Hardware store Lowe's is testing customer service robotsat one of its California outposts. What, because everybody just LOVED automated answering systems?
The Best Questions and Answers From Amy Poehler's Delightful AMAA
If you have two ears, a heart and a penchant for smart, funny women who kick ass, take names and mix a whole lot of metaphors, you've probably already heard that Amy Poehler did a Reddit AMAA (YOLO, but with limits, you know?) and rocked that town like she was the 1989 earthquake. (I can say that because I lived…
Megan Amram's 'Let's Get Physics, Y'all' Is What You Need Right Now
Next month, Parks and Rec scribe Megan Amram has a book hitting stores: Science...For Her! It looks delightful. In the meantime, here is a little preview she just dropped over at Funny or Die. It's a music video for "Let's Get Physics, Y'all," featuring Nick Offerman and a sweatband that would do Olivia Newton-John…
Nick Offerman Reads the Best Posts From Reddit's 'Shower Thoughts'
Who comes up with the idea to get Nick Offerman to read Reddit posts? Whoever they are, they deserve a medal/giant, collective Internet kiss.
Megan Mullally Shows Love for Nick Offerman With Romantic Hardcore Rap
Beautifully hilarious married couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally were on Late Night with Seth Meyers on Monday and they spared no time in showing the world just how much they love each other.
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin Reportedly Engaged
No you did not imagine that headline. Go ahead, read it again. Elusive honey badger George Clooney has proposed to his girlfriend, British barrister Amal Alamuddin according to "sources." Apparently George and Amal were seen having dinner with their friend Cindy Crawford (just casual), where Amal showed off her new…
Kelly Ripa's Got Zingers
In today's Tweet Beat, Questlove gets the answer we're looking for from Nick Offerman, Kelly Ripa turns a weird situation into a funny one and Coco's making shirts.
The Gentlemen of The Today Show Cuddled in a Canoe This Morning
This morning on Today, Nick Offerman and his champion 'stache stopped by to promote their — I assume the 'stache wrote at least a couple chapters — new book Paddle Your Own Canoe: One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living. To make the outdoorsy Offerman feel at home, the Today Show staff had another one of their…
The Hilarious, Occasionally Noxious, Marriage of Nick Offerman & Megan Mullally
“I wish I had a huge fart saved up to describe our love: silent but deadly,” says actor Nick Offerman. “Love is patient. Love is kind.” He looks over at his wife (the target of his noxious affection), actress and singer Megan Mullally. She shakes her head in mock disapproval before laughing and letting out an “Oh God!”
Beyonce Slapped on the Buns Mid-Song by a Nefarious Dane
DOOOOOOOD, you really can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual buns, and you especially can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual Beyonce buns, because Beyonce buns have highly paid 24-hour bun-guards who will haul your ass to Danish butt-jail! So DO NOT DO IT. But anyway, someone did it.
Nick Offerman Compassionately Reminds the Weakly Mustachioed that 'It Gets Fuller'
If you're on the look out for the perfect mustache, Nick Offerman's face is a good place to start your search. It's his mighty 'stache that's made him the perfect spokesman for Movember, the annual mustache growing charity that your boring Facebook friends won't stop posting about. Sadly, not all mustaches are…
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman Guest Star on Bob's Burgers, Are Greatest Couple Alive
Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, the couple you want to be your parents and/or lovers, are guest starring as pot smoking hippies on this Sunday's Bob's Burgers. YES! I didn't think this show could get more delightful, but it's about to test me. I hope I'm strong enough. If you're not watching, you really should…
Be Clog Our Hearts: Nick Offerman Does a Slam Poem About Bacon
All of the best art comes from a deeply personal place so it's no surprise that Nick Offerman's slam poem about bacon is profoundly moving. Snaps all around for Ron Fucking Swanson.
Aziz Ansari Wrestles Nick Offerman, Predictably Gets Crushed
Parks and Recreation is coming back this fall (yay!) and to get you excited, they're borrowing a little of your leftover Olympic fever. Watch as Tom Haverford attempts to wrestle Ron Swanson to the ground, only to tucker himself out before even knocking Ron off balance. Still, let's be fair — is there anyone in the…
10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's TV roundup, a woman becomes a professional snuggler, The Newsroom is still condescending, there's a real creeper on The Virgin Diaries and The Bad Girls Club explains dolphin rape.
Motorcycles. Boating. Butterflies. Okay, I think I get what she's trying to say. No one expects…
