All Mariah Wants for Christmas Is for Nick Cannon to GTFO

Christmas queen Mariah Carey has reportedly disinvited estranged husband Nick Cannon from their annual family holiday celebration after their separation took a stressful turn and her anxiety was compounded by a recent slew of bad press. » 12/24/14 10:20am 12/24/14 10:20am

Parents Willing to Pay Heaps of Money to Clone Angelina Jolie

Want a baby to look exactly like Angelina Jolie? The star isn't going to be giving you any of hers anytime soon, but TMZ reports that desperate parents (desperate for their kids to look like Jolie, so rich desperate parents) are willing to pay thousands upon thousands per egg in order to get a little Lara Croft in… » 11/27/14 11:38am 11/27/14 11:38am

Pastor Dad From 7th Heaven Confesses to Molesting Several Girls

New audio recording reveals that Stephen Collins, the actor best known for playing the father/pastor on the WB show 7th Heaven, has molested several underage girls. » 10/07/14 10:30am 10/07/14 10:30am

Anus-Obsessed Quack Phil Robertson on ISIS: 'Convert Them or Kill Them'

Oh, thank goodness. One-man international diplomacy brain trust Phil Robertson—best known, thus far in his career, for being able to talk to ducks, reminiscing about Jim Crow, and having an alarming fixation on anal sex—has finally weighed in on what we should do about ISIS militants. » 9/03/14 8:00pm 9/03/14 8:00pm

Nick Cannon Is Writing a Book of Poetry for Children

Show biz doesn't stop just because your lawyers are nailing down the divorce settlement. Hence the news today that the soon-to-be-former Mr. Mariah Carey is currently writing a book of poems for children. » 9/02/14 3:15pm 9/02/14 3:15pm

This Week in Tabloids: Everyone Is PREGNANT and/or DUMPED

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we we struggle vainly to make meaning of the vast abyss contained within the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: BEYONCÉ PREGNANT, MARIAH DUMPED, and KIM both PREGNANT & DUMPED. » 8/27/14 4:10pm 8/27/14 4:10pm

​Nick Cannon Insists He Left Mariah, Concerned For Her "Emotional State"

After Mariah Carey's lawyer worked out a confidentiality agreement with Nick Cannon's lawyers, barring him from saying anything about their impending divorce, Cannon has contended that he was the one who ended their marriage. Via TMZ: » 8/24/14 11:30am 8/24/14 11:30am

Nick Cannon Reveals He and Mariah Had Been Living Apart for Months

New information has emerged in the case of Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey v. The Very Sanctity of Love Itself: According to Cannon, the couple has secretly been living apart for several months. Mariah, a source says, is "heartbroken," and the split has "a lot to do with Nick's career choices." » 8/21/14 8:00pm 8/21/14 8:00pm

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Already Worked Out Details of Divorce

It's looking more and more like Mimi will be emancipated yet again. Sources are saying that lawyers have been negotiating a property settlement and custody agreement for the couple for months and that their divorce is "a done deal." » 8/21/14 1:00pm 8/21/14 1:00pm

Watch the First (Incredibly Exciting) Teaser for the Drumline Sequel

Even though some are misguided enough to think the world didn't need more Drumline, the good people at VH1 knew better. The day Drumline: A New Beat premieres is coming closer and closer and luckily we have a little video tidbit of it to tide us over until then. » 8/19/14 7:00pm 8/19/14 7:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Cheated on Kanye With Chris Brown

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and together we "read" the celebrity tabloids — Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Star, Us — so you don't "have" to. This week: Miley "overdosed" on marijuana; Mariah and Nick are dunzo; and Kim cheated on Kanye with Chris Brown. Rumormongering ahoy. » 4/30/14 3:00pm 4/30/14 3:00pm

Johnny Depp, 50, Is Officially Engaged to Amber Heard, 27

It's official! Johnny Depp has announced his engagement to Amber Heard after a couple of years of semi-secretly-maybe-probably dating her and almost-definitely-probably breaking up his longterm relationship for her. » 4/03/14 8:00pm 4/03/14 8:00pm

Every Celebrity in LA Tweeted About the Earthquake

A 5.1 earthquake rocked the city of Los Angeles yesterday evening and celebrities from Ariana Grande to Amber Riley to Steve Martin took to their Twitters to document the event, reminding us that there are very few variations in response to an earthquake, but that no matter what Chord Overstreet (miss you on Glee!)… » 3/29/14 11:41am 3/29/14 11:41am

Nick Cannon Thinks He Invented 'Whiteface'

In today's Tweet Beat, Jared Padalecki has some harsh words for American Airlines, Minnie Driver discusses the "coolification of the veg" and Nick Cannon is dealing with race relations in America. » 3/24/14 7:30pm 3/24/14 7:30pm

​Welp, Here's Nick Cannon Doing Whiteface

Yes, that is Nick Cannon. In preparation for his upcoming album White People Party Music, Cannon has taken a pretty bizarre marketing turn—donning whiteface and assuming his hipster bro alter ego Connor Smallnut. SMALLNUT. LOLOL GET IT? Earlier today, he posted this doozy to Instagram. » 3/24/14 2:50pm 3/24/14 2:50pm

Mr. Mariah Carey, aka Nick Cannon, Has a New Pajama-Themed Song

Nick Cannon, that one dude that did a bunch of funny TV stuff and movie stuff but most importantly is married to Mariah Carey is releasing a new album White People Party Music, and uh ooohhhh, one of the tracks was leaked. It's called "Pajama Pants" and it's apparently about getting "it poppin' in them pajama pants." » 3/19/14 2:45pm 3/19/14 2:45pm

Point-Counterpoint: Is the Sequel to Drumline a Good Thing?

Nick Cannon has announced that he is officially producing and acting in the sequel to Drumline, "tentatively titled" Drumline: A New Beat. Depending on who you are, this is either great or very tragic news. » 2/05/14 4:40pm 2/05/14 4:40pm

Michelle Rodriguez & Cara Delevingne Drunkenly Make Out at Knicks Game

Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez went to a Knicks game, where they quickly realized that basketball is an extremely boring sport and spent the rest of their time drinking copiously, smoking e-cigs, taking selfies, and sporadically making out. » 1/08/14 9:07am 1/08/14 9:07am