• Jezebel
  • celebrity
  • sex
  • fashion
  • Profile logout login

#newyorkpost

Jezebel

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #snapjudgment,
  • #groupthink,
  • etc.

New York, 8:07 PM
Mon Dec 21
44 posts in the last 24 hours

Tip your editors:

Editor-in-Chief:
Anna Holmes
| Twitter

Deputy Editor:
Dodai Stewart
| Twitter

Senior Contributing Editor:
Tracie Egan Morrissey
| Twitter

Contributing Editors:
Anna North
| Twitter
Sadie Stein
| Twitter

Reporter:
Irin Carmon
| Twitter

Editorial Assistant:
Margaret Hartmann
| Twitter

Contributors:
Rich Juzwiak
Email | Twitter
Latoya Peterson
Email
Jenna Sauers

Lizzie Skurnick

Interns:
Katy Kelleher
Twitter


Weekends/Commenter Moderator:
Hortense
| Twitter

SUBSCRIBE TO Jezebel RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
1770 Subscribers
Jezebel
  • posts about #newyorkpost more →

    "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre

    Common Ground: Understanding Ali Wise, Ex-Girlfriend From Hell

    Fran Does Skin Care; Unretouched Shots Of Gisele Emerge

    Brazilian Teen's Family, NY Post Totally Embarrass Her More

    Discussions Of Sarah Palin's "Feminism" Are (Mostly) Split Down Partisan Lines

    Inside The Nasty, Brutish World Of Hofstra's Phi Epsilon Sorority

    Paul Rudd Located! At Obama Rally In...Kansas City?

    The Sky Is Falling: Victoria Beckham Gives Good Fashion Advice

    Gossips Attack Female Journalist With Schoolyard Taunt, Sexual Threat

    Beyonce Losing Weight, Along With Most Of That "Beyonce Knowles" Je Ne Sais Quoi
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    02:14 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    Advice on marriage and kids? Ah, so the day has FINALLY come where people can pass on experience and
    knowledge through boning?

    YAY! I hope she screws a monk next, and learns how to STFU.
     Reply
    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was starred JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    02:17 PM

    @JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: I love you. And hope you get COTD.
     Reply
    midwesternmom was starred midwesternmom was unstarred
    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    02:09 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    But but, what should Jewish and Jehovah's Witnesses dress up as to bring spice to their marriage? Cheerleaders? Or can you still celebrate Christmas if it's not your religion when it comes to sex play? I think Ann Landers would probably know.
     Reply
    EdnasEdibles was starred EdnasEdibles was unstarred
    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    02:26 PM

    @EdnasEdibles: Doesn't every religion have a generic yule log tradition? "See if you can make it burn all night!"
     Reply
    midwesternmom was starred midwesternmom was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    02:01 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    I feel that dressing up as a sexy Santa and using the line, "Have you been naughty or nice this year?" would pretty much insure that I would be celibate for the foreseeable future.
     Reply
    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    01:56 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    Does she say where I should be putting that scrunchie?!
     Reply
    Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was starred Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    01:54 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    Asking Ashley Dupre for advice about marriage and relationships is sort of like asking Paula Deen for advice on vegan cooking. I mean sure, she's a chef, but she'd probably end up having you marinate your tofu in beef stock or sleeping with your married three-bean salad.

    I may have mixed up my metaphors somewhere in there.
     Reply
    Edited by Yahtzii at 12/21/09 1:56 PM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    01:58 PM

    @Yahtzii: I think you got it right...sleeping with married beef broth and marinating a three-bean salad just sounds messy.
     Reply
    whats_in_a_name was starred whats_in_a_name was unstarred
    Image of Jill7 Jill7
    02:00 PM

    @Yahtzii: I think for both of them, the best solution to all problems is "more butter."
     Reply
    Yahtzii promoted this comment Jill7 was starred Jill7 was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    01:54 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    I promise you if I wore a Santa's Helper outfit, my husband would be the opposite of turned on.
     Reply
    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    02:00 PM

    @LaComtesse: I read that and thought Ashley Dupre had to be a furry or into bestiality.
     Reply
    Edited by Yahtzii at 12/21/09 2:01 PM Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    02:02 PM

    @Yahtzii:
     Reply
    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    02:04 PM

    @Yahtzii: Ha! Santos L. Halper!
     Reply
    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    02:07 PM

    @LaComtesse: Really any sort of special dressing up in the way that Dupre describes. Not that there is anything wrong with dressing up or wearing nice lingerie or clothes for a significant other, but doing it specifically, or at least not bothering to even attempt to hide the fact that it's all about sex kind of ruins the whole effect.
     Reply
    whats_in_a_name was starred whats_in_a_name was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01:51 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    Well, I was planning on climbing down the chimney this Christmas, clad in nothing but a Santa hat, but her idea sounds much more practical and less likely to cause brick-chafing. Thanks, Ashley!
     Reply
    Edited by BabyJane at 12/21/09 1:52 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of janusjana janusjana
    01:55 PM

    @BabyJane: Ooooh, you have some soot appeal, babeee.
     Reply
    BabyJane promoted this comment janusjana was starred janusjana was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01:59 PM

    @janusjana: The chimney bit always makes me feel smokin' hot - especially when there's a fire.
     Reply
    Edited by BabyJane at 12/21/09 1:59 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of janusjana janusjana
    02:01 PM

    @BabyJane: You're... umm.... sizzlin... on my.... log?

    OK, I can't do this any more. I'm just not wild enough.
     Reply
    janusjana was starred janusjana was unstarred
    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    02:09 PM

    @BabyJane: I say keep the chimney and ditch the Santa. Helloooo, Sexy Chimney Sweep!
     Reply
    Yahtzii was starred Yahtzii was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    02:11 PM

    @BabyJane: I'm sure that it would definiately spark his interest in you, so much so that he won't be able to wait to show you his poker.
     Reply
    whats_in_a_name was starred whats_in_a_name was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    01:51 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    And yet, still more relevant and useful than Cosmopolitan.
     Reply
    la.donna.pietra was starred la.donna.pietra was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    01:50 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    Don't sleep with a married man because you might... end up with an advice column in the Post?
     Reply
    futuremouse was starred futuremouse was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    01:49 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    I drove an escort all through high school and I'm here to tell you, they do nothing to improve your sex life.
     Reply
    Edited by CurtCole at 12/21/09 1:50 PM CurtCole was starred CurtCole was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    01:52 PM

    @CurtCole: My '86 Mustang, on the other hand...

    Just sayin' is all.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    01:59 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: are you that Sally?
     Reply
    Edited by Ailatan at 12/21/09 2:00 PM Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    02:05 PM

    @Ailatan: Well, the Mustang was 17 years old when I owned it, but hot damn was it sexy.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:09 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: this is for you, then
     Reply
    Ailatan was starred Ailatan was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    02:09 PM

    @Ailatan: ...possibly.
     Reply
    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    01:47 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    I'm not surprised she's vanilla. It's always the ones you assume might be wild who are not. Also see, girls with tattoos.
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    01:44 PM

    In reply to "Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
    Why would I take advice from someone who wears lip liner?
     Reply
    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01:50 PM

    @femme-bot: That was so perfect, I'm speechless.
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of Pantra Pantra
    10/21/09

    In reply to Common Ground: Understanding Ali Wise, Ex-Girlfriend From Hell
    I'm one of those people who have no interest in even Googling someone, and I hate it when someone Googles me. I've had cashiers and baristas, total strangers who saw my name on my debit card, Google me and find out my age, my address, look at my house, read obituaries I'm listed in where the deaths were tragedies I'd like kept private, and so on. It's grossly intrusive. I realize this is how we live now but I'm sick of people knowing intimate details about me that I haven't told them. None of which I "put out" there - I don't do social networking, but a lot of stuff is online regardless. And when someone has a crush on you, or is jealous of you, it's scary how much info they can come up with.

    I think as with many things, prevalence starts equating acceptability after a while. Personally I feel it's undignified and also destructive to people who get really obsessive about it. If I found out someone hacked into my voice mails or otherwise spied on me, I would pursue the most severe legal means possible to punish them. Privacy is becoming a lost concept. #aliwise
     Reply
    bowleserised promoted this comment Pantra was starred Pantra was unstarred
    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    10/21/09

    In reply to Common Ground: Understanding Ali Wise, Ex-Girlfriend From Hell
    Excellent analysis, Jenna. I can definitely relate to the underlying tendency to obsess over people who meant a great deal to me in the past and are no longer in my life. Most 0f us wouldn't go nearly this far, but I can understand the impulse. Most likely once she overcame the initial ethical hesitation and hacked into the first voicemail, it was easier to justify the next one, and so on until she became compulsive. I'm sure on some level she felt shame for what she was doing all along. Kind of an amplified version of what I feel when I google that one mysterious ex for the bazillionth time, despite being in a happy relationship. #aliwise
     Reply
    suck_it_monkeys was starred suck_it_monkeys was unstarred
    Image of roslyn taber roslyn taber
    10/21/09

    In reply to Common Ground: Understanding Ali Wise, Ex-Girlfriend From Hell
    one interesting thing i feel like no one's touched on is that Jenna is focusing on people who cheated on her -- i feel like in those kinds of cases, there is more impetus to know about the other woman, sort of as a way of finding an explanation for why the person you cared about hurt you. and i also think being cheated on can make it easy to fall into a feeling-bad-about-yourself cycle, and if that is how you are dealing with being cheated on, learning more about the person your bf cheated with can help provide fuel for that (especially icky) fire. #aliwise
     Reply
    Maritsa promoted this comment roslyn taber was starred roslyn taber was unstarred
    Earlier discussions Other discussions Show all discussions Show featured discussions only Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Jezebel account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.