Sound the Alarm! Fashion Magazines Are 'Losing Their Identities'

A New York Post Staff Report published this week alleges that an extreme injustice is occurring in this country. It's not "education, national defense or the lack of gold medals in skiing during the Winter Olympics." It's not even the cost of a liter of orange juice or the fact that every curb on the east coast is an ice … » 2/18/14 7:40pm 2/18/14 7:40pm

Here's Colbert's Hilarious Takedown of the Marines' New Girly Hats

Yesterday, Fox News and The New York Post both reported on a rumor that President Obama had issued an order to change the hats worn by the male members of the Marines to ones that was more "unisex" in appearance. Those serving in the Marines were apparently furious, with one anonymous serviceman (who may or may not… » 10/25/13 12:40pm 10/25/13 12:40pm

Brooklyn Parents Finally Prove They Are the Absolute Worst

A debate has erupted on Park Slope Parents, the notorious parental hellhole, that is so ridiculous it actually makes you want to cry. Mostly you want to cry because they're trying to take ice cream away from children. But you also want to cry because if this is how much parents are babying their children, we are… » 4/02/12 10:00am 4/02/12 10:00am

Classy New York Post Prosecutes Kelly Rape Accuser

Every once in awhile, a newspaper front page comes along that makes you want to punch the nearest inanimate object until you break the small bones in your hand. Well, get out the gauze and your insurance card, ladies: today's New York Post cover features the face of an alleged rape victim, an attack on her character,… » 2/09/12 12:35pm 2/09/12 12:35pm

If You Haven't Been Making Out In Church, You've Been Missing Out

One minister has come up with a novel way to both keep church from being boring and keep the spice alive in the marriages of his parishioners: have them make out in front of the rest of the congregation. Yes, these Sunday morning sexytimes are part of Pastor Maurice Johnson's sermon at Winners Church in Queens, or, as … » 11/20/11 4:35pm 11/20/11 4:35pm

'Sex And The City' Slot Machine Offers Chance to Win 'Big'

For those of you who can't bear to spend even one second not thinking about the show Sex and the City, which has been off the air for ages and yet continues to plague our national attention, allow me to present to you The Sex and the City Slot Machine. Now, instead of losing money while staring mindlessly at a machine … » 10/30/11 2:15pm 10/30/11 2:15pm

Young Woman Caught In Weiner Scandal Handling It Pretty Damn Well

By all evidence, twenty-one year-old Gennette Cordova has committed the following crimes: Following Congressman Anthony Weiner on Twitter, and being young, female, and pretty. Stone her! But while Twitter made her an instant news target, she's also using it admirably to fight back. » 6/03/11 3:50pm 6/03/11 3:50pm

Fox News Host On Sexual Harassment: Better To "Just Walk Away"

A profile of Megyn Kelly today devotes considerable time to trying to decipher her ideology. (She claims not to have one). Kelly is, however, rather sympathetic to her corporate sister Cindy Adams' claim that sexually harassed women shouldn't sue. » 4/28/10 4:20pm 4/28/10 4:20pm

"Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre

Among all the personae ex-escort Ashley Dupre could have adopted for her New York Post advice column, it appears she's chosen staggering banality. After the jump, her surprisingly vanilla views on marriage, sexy Santa outfits, and dicks. » 12/21/09 1:40pm 12/21/09 1:40pm