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Let's Face It—You Are Not Following Through on Any of This 'Resolution'…

Well, it's that time of year again—time to say RIP to gross, rickety Old-Man-Baby New Year 2012 and mop up the afterbirth of red, slippery, mewling little new Baby New Year 2013. And with the flip-flapping of the calendar comes your weird superstitious notion that you're suddenly going to have the fortitude to do all… » 12/31/12 7:00pm 12/31/12 7:00pm

It's Time to Be a Better Person: What Are Your New Year's Resolutions?

As 2012 comes to an end, and we're all still standing (high five!), we must look forward to the emotional/financial/spiritual riches of 2013, a time so far away the Mayans couldn't even dream of it. We're in the future now, friends, and so we must excel and Be the Best We Can Be in Twenty ThirTee. » 12/31/12 3:50pm 12/31/12 3:50pm

When it Comes to Achieving New Year’s Resolutions, Men Need Rewards,…

Well, kids! A brand new year is menacingly high-tailing it upon us in the rearview mirror of our lives, AKA, time to scramble to transmogrify into a person with different thighs or a believable interest in Russia. That's right, it's time for New Year's Resolutions, that old hat we keep donning where we pick an… » 12/28/12 4:10pm 12/28/12 4:10pm

Are New Year's Weight Loss Resolutions Keeping Women Down?

It doesn't take a PhD in How Shit Works Studies to understand that the notion that any of us can really "have it all" is absurd. The perfect family, the perfect career, the perfect sex life, and the perfect body are all such demanding mistresses that unless we prioritize and choose one or two, we end up with none of… » 1/24/12 6:30pm 1/24/12 6:30pm

Hey Ladies: How Are The Resolutions Going?

Well! Some of you got downright persnickety at the idea that we would ask for a kinder, gentler Jezebel. But when we posted earlier this week asking for more civility and fewer Mean Girls-type snipes about female celebrities in the comments — we were also warning ourselves! We're in this too! But we never said to stop… » 1/04/08 3:40pm 1/04/08 3:40pm

This Year, Let's Call It Quits On The Nasty Nit-Picking

Maybe you don't notice, but, unlike the female-helmed celebrity rags, we take special care not to criticize the weight, wrinkles or cellulite of the women we feature. (Of course, their fashions, not to mention their actions, are fair game). Thing is, many of our readers don't notice this fact, or, more disturbingly,… » 1/02/08 4:00pm 1/02/08 4:00pm