Boston Officials Ask Die-In Protesters to Stop Traumatizing Kids, Plz

Boston public safety officials are concerned that protesters intending to stage a die-in at the city's First Night event on New Year's Eve will scare children with their antics and are asking the protesters to please chill out for one night and just let the kids have their fun, OK? Is that so much to ask? » 12/30/14 6:40pm 12/30/14 6:40pm

New Year's Eve Is Awful and John Oliver Is Here to Help You Escape

My favorite part of aging has been the freedom to admit New Year's Eve is exhausting and instead of going out in sparkly high heels I'd rather watch New Year's Rockin' Eve from my couch, swilling Andre while wearing sweatpants. If you are similarly inclined but feel obliged to provide plausible excuses to your… » 12/29/14 10:00am 12/29/14 10:00am

This Might Be the Most Romantic and Pee-Soaked Missed Connection Ever

Once a generation comes a love story so beautiful, so profound, that it somehow simultaneously fills you with hope (because romance isn't dead) and despair (because you'll likely never achieve a love so great). One such romance occurred this New Year's Eve and — in a truly modern take on the classic tale of Cinderella… » 1/02/14 4:30pm 1/02/14 4:30pm

Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her

Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a fucking human inside of her body for nine whole months. Mohr and Milano were both at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards, and, after Mohr was through giving Danica Patrick shit, he had enough douche… » 1/01/14 11:30am 1/01/14 11:30am

Local LA TV Station Had a Way Worse New Year's Eve Than You Did

Looking to comfort yourself after yet another underwhelming-to-terrible New Year's Eve? (Unless, of course, you had a great one in which case, congratulations, you beautiful rare bird you.) Try to have some perspective. Surely, there's a person out there who had a worse New Year's than you. Probably even a whole… » 1/04/13 2:45pm 1/04/13 2:45pm