Man Concocts Ingenuous Plan to Mess Up New Year's Eve Kiss for Couples

If you've ever been lonely on New Year's eve — I have, let's talk about it — you also know that one of the worst things is when couples get all cute and love each other and it's just exhausting on this one night. A single man named David decided that enough was enough and came prepared. » 1/01/15 12:37pm 1/01/15 12:37pm

Here's Video of Taylor Swift Falling Down a Flight of Stairs on NYE

OH MY GOD, TAY TAY! Are you ok? Did one of the people on your long list of "starbucks lovers" make you do this? Have you been drinking? There's nothing like falling down a flight of stairs to ruin someone's evening. » 1/01/15 12:00pm 1/01/15 12:00pm

Tell Us the Worst Thing You've Ever Done on New Year's

It's New Year's Eve, otherwise known as the night that someone in your friend group is definitely gonna cry. Either you're about to plunge headlong into a night of mindless, amoral ragery or you're laying out some PJs thinking "Good Jesus I'm glad that time of my life is over." » 12/31/14 3:50pm 12/31/14 3:50pm

Woman Says a Skin-Tight Party Dress Quite Literally Saved Her Life

Go ahead and order that leopard-print bandage dress that'll fit you like a vacuum-sealed packet of astronaut food. It could save your life! (OK, Mom? OK????) » 12/31/14 12:30pm 12/31/14 12:30pm

Netflix Is Using a Fake New Year's Eve Countdown to Trick Kids

Children have a tendency to fall asleep on New Year's Eve way before midnight. Most will make an attempt to ring in 2015, but they can't hang because—as we all know—they lack the necessary dedication. Netflix has a solution: parents can now savor the last moments of 2014 in drunken peace. » 12/31/14 12:10pm 12/31/14 12:10pm

America Makes a Piss-Poor Showing on New Year's Eve

Some new numbers suggest that fully 30 percent of Americans are in bed by the time the ball drops on New Year's Eve. Even I'm appalled, and I prefer to ring in the New Year watching broadcast television in my finest loungewear. » 12/30/14 10:00pm 12/30/14 10:00pm

Boston Officials Ask Die-In Protesters to Stop Traumatizing Kids, Plz

Boston public safety officials are concerned that protesters intending to stage a die-in at the city's First Night event on New Year's Eve will scare children with their antics and are asking the protesters to please chill out for one night and just let the kids have their fun, OK? Is that so much to ask? » 12/30/14 6:40pm 12/30/14 6:40pm

New Year's Eve Is Awful and John Oliver Is Here to Help You Escape

My favorite part of aging has been the freedom to admit New Year's Eve is exhausting and instead of going out in sparkly high heels I'd rather watch New Year's Rockin' Eve from my couch, swilling Andre while wearing sweatpants. If you are similarly inclined but feel obliged to provide plausible excuses to your… » 12/29/14 10:00am 12/29/14 10:00am

Lies You Should Begin Telling Yourself Now

Christmas and New Year's are barreling down upon us, with the usual bombardment of schmaltzy feelgood feels, family togetherness, and big planz riding shotgun. Not everyone can hang. This season, psychologists suggest you talk yourself out of feeling bad, even if you feel really really bad. » 12/20/14 3:00pm 12/20/14 3:00pm

Rihanna's New Year's Eve Had More Liquor, Luxury and Lashes Than Yours

Rihanna had quite the New Year's Eve, which she graciously had documented for her and posted to Instagram. The evening involved a quiet dinner in her apartment in Manhattan followed by an excursion to a local nightclub. Let us take a look, shall we? » 1/02/14 7:10pm 1/02/14 7:10pm

This Might Be the Most Romantic and Pee-Soaked Missed Connection Ever

Once a generation comes a love story so beautiful, so profound, that it somehow simultaneously fills you with hope (because romance isn't dead) and despair (because you'll likely never achieve a love so great). One such romance occurred this New Year's Eve and — in a truly modern take on the classic tale of Cinderella… » 1/02/14 4:30pm 1/02/14 4:30pm

Alyssa Milano Douche-Shames Jay Mohr for Fat-Shaming Her

Residually famous person Jay Mohr was apparently a dick to Alyssa Milano about the weight she put on after she grew a fucking human inside of her body for nine whole months. Mohr and Milano were both at the NASCAR Sprint Cup Series Awards, and, after Mohr was through giving Danica Patrick shit, he had enough douche… » 1/01/14 11:30am 1/01/14 11:30am

Shia LaBeouf Is Still Sorry, Though We're Not Sure What For

In today's Tweet Beat, it's New Year's Eve LIVE on Fox News with Duck Dynasty and Sarah Palin, Bill Nye has an interesting take on Beyoncé's sampling of the Challenger audio and Shia LaBeouf might want to stop with Twitter. » 12/31/13 7:00pm 12/31/13 7:00pm

Why We Get Stupid And Shitfaced On New Year's Eve: A Cultural History

New Year's Resolutions I Actually Might Keep

OK, it's that time of year again. You're going to make that same dumb list of resolutions you make every year. You're going to post it on your Facebook page and your cousin is going to "like" it and two friends from work are going to comment "Amazing; go for it!" » 12/31/13 11:20am 12/31/13 11:20am

Hoda and Kathie Lee Are Hosting a New Year's Eve Special, Thank God

NBC certainly knows what their viewing public wants. They've announced that Hoda and Kathie Lee will be hosting their own special for the New Year called "A Toast to 2013!" – exclamation very much included. » 12/20/13 10:25am 12/20/13 10:25am

Local LA TV Station Had a Way Worse New Year's Eve Than You Did

Looking to comfort yourself after yet another underwhelming-to-terrible New Year's Eve? (Unless, of course, you had a great one in which case, congratulations, you beautiful rare bird you.) Try to have some perspective. Surely, there's a person out there who had a worse New Year's than you. Probably even a whole… » 1/04/13 2:45pm 1/04/13 2:45pm