New Year's Resolutions I Actually Might Keep

OK, it's that time of year again. You're going to make that same dumb list of resolutions you make every year. You're going to post it on your Facebook page and your cousin is going to "like" it and two friends from work are going to comment "Amazing; go for it!" » 12/31/13 11:20am 12/31/13 11:20am

FUCK YOU, 2010

Fuck 2010. This year fucking sucked. » 12/31/10 12:30pm 12/31/10 12:30pm

Fuck the February Snomageddon and fuck the December Snopocalypse. Fuck people being shocked about a fucking killer whale fucking killing someone at Sea World. Fuck the earthquake in Chile, fuck the mine exploding in West Virginia, fuck the fucking TSA getting all up in my…

Hey Ladies: How Are The Resolutions Going?

Well! Some of you got downright persnickety at the idea that we would ask for a kinder, gentler Jezebel. But when we posted earlier this week asking for more civility and fewer Mean Girls-type snipes about female celebrities in the comments — we were also warning ourselves! We're in this too! But we never said to stop… » 1/04/08 3:40pm 1/04/08 3:40pm