Your Future Husband Just Ate 528 Oysters in Less Than 10 Minutes Kelly Faircloth6/07/16 5:05pm1232EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkHow many oysters could you house in a single sitting? Two dozen? Three dozen? Could you put away 528 raw oysters, like Adrian “The Rabbit” Morgan, winner of New Orleans’ World Oyster Eating Championship? Which is a certifiable fuck-load of oysters.