There's some new stuff in the latest Entertainment Earth catalog. Plus: Free shipping on Christian Bale? Where do we sign?

If the actual movie had been as short and hilarious as LOLNew Moon, I would have enjoyed it a lot more. [Mircosuede]

The James Olmos T-shirt is $20; the Munster one is just a dream… for now available here!!! [Buzzfeed via io9, HijinksEnsue]

If you're familiar with the Twilight universe, you know that Bella and Edward have an unhealthy relationship. A LiveJournal user has detailed fifteen ways, using a list from the National Domestic Violence hotline. Is that why Twilight's so "romantic"?

Friends, feminists, netizens, lend me your ears; I come to bury the Twilight Saga, not praise it. The evil that Twilight does lives in theaters; The good is oft interred on the internet; So let it be with New Moon.

• Katie Holmes went with a group of her friends to see New Moon in New York. An eyewitness reports: "Katie talked through all of New Moon. It was unbelievable – they talked nonstop about the movie and everything else."

He was not Edward Cullen, or even Robert Pattinson. He was some 45-year-old guy who made "sexual comments," then bit her neck. She's 17 and traumatized. As if you needed another reason to be Team Werewolf. [Cinematical]

The Buff werewolf has it down to a science: There's the screamer, the crier and the fainter. (He left out the sigher, the huffer, the eyeroller.) Oh, and remember when Taylor was posing wet on the beach? Guess what:

The Princess and the Frog doesn't hit theaters until December 11, but it's already making money — and it joins New Moon and Precious as proof that audiences respond to female-driven stories.

• 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…