Judge: Claiming Homosexuality Is a Curable Disorder Is a Big Fat Fraud

Somebody with legal authority finally said it: People who say homosexuality is a disorder they can fix—for a small fee, of course—aren't just appalling but also full of shit. » 2/13/15 12:30pm 2/13/15 12:30pm

Christie's Not a Straight Talking Regular Guy; He's a Spoiled Asshole

New Jersey governor and presidential thirst-haver Chris Christie is a Man of the People, an image he eagerly reinforces by relentlessly roaming the New Jersey boardwalks, yelling Bruce Springsteen lyrics and occasionally picking fights with his constituents. But a New York Times story today reveals Christie has also… » 2/03/15 1:50pm 2/03/15 1:50pm

Merry Christmas: Man Dressed as Elf on A Shelf Arrested for DWI

A New Jersey man was arrested on Friday for driving while intoxicated after police found passed out and wearing an Elf on the Shelf costume. » 12/21/14 10:00pm 12/21/14 10:00pm

Judy Blume's New Book (!) Is About a Plane Crash Mystery in New Jersey

Judy Blume, tween whisperer and the only other Judy who can judge you, has a new book coming out in June 2015! People has the details: In the Unlikely Event is for Adults, not the Deenie set, and it "takes as its backdrop a series of real-life plane crashes that occurred in late 1951 and early 1952 in Elizabeth, New… » 12/15/14 2:15pm 12/15/14 2:15pm

Judge Says 'Ex-Gay' Therapists Must Pay, Texas GOP Doubles Down

The Texas Republican Party has written support for "ex-gay" conversion therapy into their party platform at the same time as a judge in New Jersey has ruled that organisations and therapists who use the discredited techniques may be held financially liable for psychological damage done to patients. » 6/09/14 8:59pm 6/09/14 8:59pm

Family Finds Dog They Lost During Superstorm Sandy at the Pound

And now for some good news! A family that lost their dog during Superstorm Sandy were reunited with their canine companion while on their way to adopt a new dog. » 5/05/14 2:00pm 5/05/14 2:00pm

Chris Christie Is a Petty Asshole

Today, new emails have surfaced that prove what many have long suspected: Chris Christie is a vindictive, bullying asshole who has no business running a White Castle, much less an entire state. » 1/08/14 2:30pm 1/08/14 2:30pm

NJ High School Sweethearts Finally Get Marriage License After 40 Years

Look, it’s not always easy to be proud of New Jersey. Until Monday, the state had two undisputedly awesome things, really: blueberries and saltwater taffy (and saltwater taffy isn’t really that awesome). Maybe Bruce Springsteen, depending on your tolerance for another generation’s music icon. Thanks to Superior… » 10/25/13 10:00am 10/25/13 10:00am

Get Excited: Same-Sex Marriage Arrives in New Jersey Tomorrow

A lot of reasonable, rational people are happy to welcome same-sex marriage to New Jersey tomorrow. Every other Garden State sourpuss can join their tough-talk governor in the Wrong Side of History pasture, conveniently located just off the NJ Turnpike behind a crumbling Roy Rogers. » 10/20/13 2:00pm 10/20/13 2:00pm

Gay Couples Can Wed in New Jersey Later This Month

A New Jersey judge has rejected the state's appeal to halt a previous ruling that legalized same-sex marriage, meaning that gay couples will be able to wed as early as October 21. » 10/11/13 10:00am 10/11/13 10:00am

Sarah Palin’s PAC Sued for Copy/Pasting Some 9/11 Patriotism

The PAC of Sarah Palin, bless her wolf-blastin’, helicopter-swervin’, cable news-declaimin’ heart, has run afoul of a New Jersey-based newspaper for appropriating some patriotic, September 11 imagery. » 9/14/13 12:30pm 9/14/13 12:30pm

NJ Woman Charmed Her Neighbor with Cupcakes So She Could Steal His Car

Police in New Jersey, home of the world’s most petty opportunists, say that a woman “charmed” her way into her neighbor’s house with cupcakes before swiping his car keys, ten dollars in change, and his childlike trust in baked goods. » 9/08/13 2:00pm 9/08/13 2:00pm

Your BFF Cory Booker Easily Won the New Jersey Senate Primary

Cory Booker just locked down the Democratic nomination for one of New Jersey's United States Senate seats. With the vote still being counted, the AP projected a win by Booker, who had a wide lead over his nearest challenger, Representative Frank Pallone. Come October, it's most likely buh-bye Newark, and hello Mr.… » 8/13/13 9:30pm 8/13/13 9:30pm

It's a Day, and So Cory Booker Rescued an Abused Dog

I know, I know, we've already determined that Cory Booker is a shitty imaginary boyfriend, but then he keeps doing things that are really fucking great and we can't help but thinking — should we try one more time to make it work?? » 6/30/13 10:30pm 6/30/13 10:30pm

(Butt) Cracking Down: New Jersey Town to Ban Sagging Pants

"I'm not one of the Fruit of the Loom underwear inspectors; I'm not one of the grapes. I don't want to see it," said Wildwood, New Jersey mayor Ernest Troiano Jr. » 6/11/13 8:30pm 6/11/13 8:30pm

Sentimental Couple Gets Married at a New Jersey IKEA

If Wal-Mart just isn't your thing, rest assured that you can officially get married at an IKEA, right between your favorite EXPEDIT bookcase and that pair of FÖRTJUST candlesticks you've been coveting, which will definitely find a home on top of your TORSBY dining room table. Better yet, you can get married at the… » 6/10/13 12:20pm 6/10/13 12:20pm

For shame, New Jersey, for shame: The Associated Press reports that there are 29 bars in the state "accused of putting cheap booze in premium brand liquor bottles and selling it to patrons." One bar was using food coloring with rubbing alcohol and pretending it was Scotch. » 5/23/13 6:30pm 5/23/13 6:30pm