Carly Fiorina Swears to God, If You Keep Her Off That Fucking Debate Stage Again, So Help Her
After Tuesday night in New Hampshire, neither Carly Fiorina nor Ben Carson should be running for president anymore. Yet both of them still are, for some reason, and Fiorina is emphasizing how supremely pissed she’ll be if she’s not part of the next GOP debate. Let’s all sit back and wait for Carly to get supremely…
Journalists’ Euphemisms for the Word ‘Pussy’, Ranked
Last night, in front of thousands of people, Donald Trump stood on stage and called Ted Cruz a pussy. And while you are not supposed to say the word “pussy,” members of the media are especially not supposed to say the word “pussy.” So instead, they got creative.
Ted Cruz Gets Trolled by Pro-Pony Presidential Candidate Vermin Supreme
On Monday evening, the Independent Journal captured a video of pro-pony presidential candidate Vermin Supreme asking Ted Cruz the hard questions through a bullhorn.
Donald Trump Would Never Call Someone a Pussy, He Says, Just After Calling Ted Cruz a Pussy
Donald Trump, a cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad, finally went ahead and called Ted Cruz a pussy from the stage last night, after a supporter in the crowd did it first. “It’s like a retweet,” he explained to the celebratory helium balloon hosts of “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday…
"Why Do You Want to Put Me Back in the Closet?" Gay Man Asks Marco Rubio
On Monday, February 8, in Manchester, New Hampshire, Timothy Kierstead, who identifies as gay, confronted GOP presidential candidate Marco Rubio with one, pointed question: “Why do you want to put me back in the closet?”
Jeb's Biggest Bully Is Barbara Bush
Now that Barbara Bush is on the campaign trail with her allegedly beloved son, a whole lot about Jeb Bush is finally starting to make sense. Because according to the duo’s most recent set of interviews, there is no one who makes Sad Jeb quite as sad as his very own mother.
Today, Candy Carson Destroyed a Friendship
On Saturday morning, Ben Carson greeted and thanked a few of his remaining campaign volunteers in his Manchester, New Hampshire headquarters. Jezebel was not allowed to witness that meeting, because the space had “reached capacity,” but we were permitted to wait in the front hallway, where Carson and his wife, Candy,…
Presenting: The League of Extraordinarily Pantsuited Gentlewomen
Today at a campaign stop in Manchester, New Hampshire, Hillary Clinton gathered a powerhouse crew of women who wear the pants, together: From left, New Hampshire Gov. Maggie Hassan, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY), Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), Sen. Debbie Stabenow (D-MI), and Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH).
'She’s Never Made Me Cringe': Stalking Carly Fiorina in New Hampshire
On Friday morning, former New Hampshire state representative Marilinda Garcia introduced Carly Fiorina in the basement of Manchester’s Millyard Museum at an event called “Coffee With Carly.” Around 8:45 a.m., the guest of honor slid out awkwardly from behind a large “Take Our Country Back” sign to a few polite whoops.
Here Are Some Photos of Jeb Bush and His Mother
As Jeb Bush heads back out onto the campaign trail to snag that fifth place spot he so rightfully deserves, he’s decided to call in a little backup. That’s right, Barbara Bush, mother of Jeb Bush, is joining her son in New Hampshire.
N.H. State Rep: Harassment Policy Violates My Rights to Jokingly Harass People
The New Hampshire House of Representatives has been an amazing repository for good ideas lately. In December, we had that fun incident where a female state rep was harassed by her male colleagues for condemning a sexist bill. Now, we have a couple of state reps bravely taking a stance against a new harassment policy,…
Female N.H. State Representative Condemns Sexist Bill, Gets Harassed By Male Colleagues
A group of four men recently introduced a bill into the New Hampshire State House of Representatives that would make it a misdemeanor for exclusively women to show their nipples.
New Hampshire Loves Bernie Sanders, and That's Really Messing Things Up for Hillary Clinton
Without being privy to any inside information, it’s safe to say that Hillary Clinton would like to enter her spring without hearing another word about Bernie Sanders. Really messing that up for her: Live Free or Die New Hampshire, which is turning into a Sanders love-fest, even among undeclared voters.


