It's 2015 and Simple Plan Just Released a Song With Nelly

Simple Plan, a band of French-Canadian thirtysomethings best known for a song featuring Mark Hoppus and a debut album titled around a ball joke, has released a song with 40-year-old Correll Haynes Jr. (née Nelly), entitled “I Don’t Want to Go To Bed.” What a time to forget why any of us are alive in the first place! »10/21/15 12:06pm10/21/15 12:06pm


LiLo Tells Her Mom She Has 'No Right' to Come to England, Is Wrong

Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan aren’t so different than you and your mom! They too fight over which old items to sell at a garage sale (she wants to turn your childhood bedroom into an office and who can blame her!) and who’s allowed to go on Celebrity Big Brother. Here’s a question: Why are moms always trying to… »4/13/15 10:30am4/13/15 10:30am

Kristen Stewart Cheats on Vampire Boyfriend With Married Human Father of Two

Lo, and birds will fall dead from the sky, fish will float dead to the surface of the ocean and the email service on your smartphone will cease to work for approximately 10 minutes, for Kristen Stewart has allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The… »7/25/12 9:00am7/25/12 9:00am