Simple Plan, a band of French-Canadian thirtysomethings best known for a song featuring Mark Hoppus and a debut album titled around a ball joke, has released a song with 40-year-old Correll Haynes Jr. (née Nelly), entitled “I Don’t Want to Go To Bed.” What a time to forget why any of us are alive in the first place!
Lindsay Lohan and Dina Lohan aren’t so different than you and your mom! They too fight over which old items to sell at a garage sale (she wants to turn your childhood bedroom into an office and who can blame her!) and who’s allowed to go on Celebrity Big Brother. Here’s a question: Why are moms always trying to…
Rapper Nelly was arrested last night in Putnam County, Tennessee on multiple drug charges. The arrest is likely unsurprising to anyone who has ever heard a single Nelly song.
Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right…
Lo, and birds will fall dead from the sky, fish will float dead to the surface of the ocean and the email service on your smartphone will cease to work for approximately 10 minutes, for Kristen Stewart has allegedly cheated on Robert Pattinson with her Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. The…
Pachanelly's Canon.
Today in Tweet Beat, Raven-Symoné is upset that people are saying that she's naked in a picture and that she's gay as it caused her mother to call her up and give her shit about it.
I have to switch locations. I'll be back in an hour. Use this thread as a place to say nice things to each other. Oh, and dance! xoxoxo, ajd.
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki answers followers questions in a video (she will eat "any frickin' pickle"), Justin Bieber hits on Barbara Walters, and Nelly is eating a complete breakfast.
Today in Tweet Beat, Jackie Collins parties with Judge Judy, Suzanne Somers, and Barry Manilow. Plus, Heidi Montag has created and executive produced a new reality show, and David Faustino smokes bud (not Bundy).
Today in Tweet Beat, Jon Gosselin assures us he will not pose for Playgirl, despite the fact that he hasn't been asked. Plus, Samantha Ronson posts her license photo, and Spencer Pratt is crying.
