Tonight is the night of the 1 millionth Republican debate, hallelujah, praise Reagan!
If you were outdoors enjoying the beauty of nature and the preciousness of being alive on this early fall day, you really missed out on a great Fox News shouting match.
Heads up: The latest celebrity sure to send your Fox-News-loving Uncle Jeff into conniptions at the dinner table is Kristen Bell. That's because America's foremost sloth admirer had the nerve to suggest that she could afford to pay the taxman a little extra. And Fox News did not approve one bit.