White House Lawn Now Features Top Secret Gaping Hole

For the past 17 months a giant hole has been dug in front of the White House, leaving the pipes below the Oval Office exposed. It's one of Michelle's damn nutrition-police gardens gone awry, isn't it? Er, no. Government agencies insist they're just updating the building's air-conditioning and electrical systems, which… » 10/18/11 11:20am 10/18/11 11:20am