White House Lawn Now Features Top Secret Gaping Hole

For the past 17 months a giant hole has been dug in front of the White House, leaving the pipes below the Oval Office exposed. It's one of Michelle's damn nutrition-police gardens gone awry, isn't it? Er, no. Government agencies insist they're just updating the building's air-conditioning and electrical systems, which… » 10/18/11 11:20am 10/18/11 11:20am

Woman, 35, Arrested For Threatening To Kill Michelle Obama

Kristy Lee Roshia was arrested in Hawaii for making calls to the Secret Service threatening to "blow away" Michelle Obama. She told officials that she traveled to Hawaii in September, knowing that Obama would visit, "to protect [him]." [AP] » 12/23/09 9:20am 12/23/09 9:20am

No End In Sight: Obama Gears Up On Afghanistan

This morning, President Obama spoke with Afghan President Hamid Karzai outlining the new war plan in detail. Tonight, Obama will reveal his plan for military action in a speech at West Point - and he's already drawing political criticism. » 12/01/09 10:00am 12/01/09 10:00am

You Can Totally Put A Price On Your Child's Happiness

When I was three, a motel housekeeper tossed out my beloved security blanket, Baba. It wasn't pretty. If only my parents had known about the Blankie Black Market! » 2/09/09 4:40pm 2/09/09 4:40pm