I Re-Watched Garden State and Will Never Feel Again

When Garden State came out ten years ago, I was a 22-year-old naif who knew little of "critical thinking" or "not liking a movie just because it has kissing in it" or "maybe straight middle-class white guys have gotten to tell their stories enough times and there are many, many other stories that have never been told… » 8/14/14 2:30pm 8/14/14 2:30pm

Israeli Jews Furious at Natalie Portman Filming in Ultra-Orthodox Area

News that Natalie Portman's production company acquired the film rights to Amos Oz's autobiographical A Tale of Love and Darkness for her directorial debut was initially met with much excitement. But now that filming has begun in an ultra-Orthodox-populated section in Jerusalem, it looks like the locals are causing… » 2/12/14 12:40pm 2/12/14 12:40pm

Martha Stewart So Regrets Not Banging Paul Newman and Robert Redford

Match.com enthusiast Martha Stewart cannot, for the life of her, remember why she didn't try to go down to Pound Town back in her days as a preppy young thing who worked at a pastry shop outside a Ralph Lauren store in Connecticut and occasionally sold Hubbell Gardner scones or whatever. Lady, I feel THAT. » 5/07/13 9:00am 5/07/13 9:00am

Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar…

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let… » 2/25/13 4:40pm 2/25/13 4:40pm

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… » 10/12/12 9:00am 10/12/12 9:00am

Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the… » 10/11/12 9:00am 10/11/12 9:00am

Lady Gaga's Weight Must Be Mystifying The People Who Give a Shit

To the folks who have been screaming AHHHH YOU GAINED WEIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU, FATNESS EVERDEEN, Lady Gaga continues to level a resounding "Fuck yourself." Although the rumor out of Universal is that they had to order new, larger costumes for her, she told radio host Elvis Duran that she "doesn't feel bad about it. Not… » 9/24/12 9:00am 9/24/12 9:00am

Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians

I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever… » 9/12/12 9:00am 9/12/12 9:00am

Here's a Real Nude Natalie Portman Dior Ad and Here's a Fake Nude…

Natalie Portman is nude — again — in her latest ads for Dior. Or at least she's technically "nude": all you can really see on the left there is a tasteful glimpse of shoulder, but we suppose Dior knows that the chance to put "Natalie Portman Nude" in a headline virtually guarantees the world media will take an… » 8/22/12 1:40pm 8/22/12 1:40pm

Natalie Portman's Cakeless Vegan Wedding Sounds Lovely

Here are some spooky through-the-bushes pictures of Nat Port's wedding to Benjamin Human Centipede: Full Sequence, which was vegan and Jewish and French and on the Big Sur coast and sounds nice, although I'm not sure about that dress. They had macarons instead of cake, and guests (including Diane Sawyer, Mike Nichols,… » 8/07/12 9:00am 8/07/12 9:00am

Natalie Portman to Saddle Up and Star in a Dark Western

Folks, while you're sitting around in your underwear Googling Tom Hardy, deals are being made in Cannes. For instance: A bidding war has started over a project Natalie Portman is attached to star in and produce — a film called Jane Got A Gun. Not to be confused with the Aerosmith song, it's a Western written by Brian… » 5/23/12 11:10am 5/23/12 11:10am

Did Natalie Portman Secretly Get Married and Not Tell Us?

Natalie Portman acts so nice and innocent, but she might be sneakier than she looks. It seems that she and fiancé Benjamin Millepied might have gone and gotten secretly married and not bothered to tell us about it. Should our feelings be hurt? Well, yes, if the wedding-like bands they were both wearing at last night's… » 2/27/12 8:00pm 2/27/12 8:00pm

Daniel Craig Completely Horrified By Early Cut Of Dragon Tattoo Movie

The fairly explicit posters for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo are just the tip of the iceberg: Daniel Craig says the film is "as adult as you can possibly make it." Director David Fincher showed him an early cut of the flick, and James Bond freaked:"Fincher, he's not holding back. They've given him free rein. He… » 7/07/11 9:00am 7/07/11 9:00am

Justin Timberlake Decides Being Single Sucks, Starts Seeing Jessica…

Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back, and by sexy, we mean Jessica Biel. Bring it on in to Redo-ville. The two are "quietly seeing each other again," according to a source. They've decided to give it another shot, and "Justin realized single life is not what it's cracked up to be." Maybe he had hot sweaty… » 7/06/11 9:00am 7/06/11 9:00am