Selfie Stick Shuts Down Ride at Theme Park

If you choose to torture yourself at one of Disney’s theme parks this summer, there’s something in particular you should try to avoid—selfie stick users. At the California Screamin’ ride at Disney California Adventure, a passenger thought it was a good idea to pull out their selfie stick right before the attraction’s… » 6/26/15 9:30am 6/26/15 9:30am

Bride Gets Back at Awful Parents With Brilliant Burn of a Wedding Invite

Say you're getting married and don't want to invite your parents due to the abuse they visited upon you as a child. And say those same parents are now bullying you for an invitation. What do you do? If you're this bride, you send them an invitation that's so acid-dipped that you can feel the burn from here. » 2/16/15 9:45pm 2/16/15 9:45pm

Study: Men Who Post Tons of Selfies Have Psychopathic Tendencies

Vindication is yours! If you've been demanding that your friends put down the selfie stick and stop posting every goddamn photo of themselves online because it's probably a sign of severe mental illness, you've finally got some research to back all of that up. It appears that people who post lots of selfies score… » 1/07/15 6:20pm 1/07/15 6:20pm

You're So Vain You Probably Think This Article is About You

Dr. Jean M. Twenge is famous for talking about how millennials are narcissistic. She's also written some cool stuff about how you shouldn't be that worried about your uterus drying up the moment you turn 30. But all that writing about narcissism has made the narcisstic world a little skeptical of her findings. » 8/06/13 8:30pm 8/06/13 8:30pm

The More Facebook Friends You Have, the Bigger Asshole You Are

Hey, kids. Tradge news. I know you thought that your 700 raccoon-eye duckface bathroom self-portraits were establishing you as a rigorous thinker and a pillar of the internet — the Christiane Amanpour of "What's in my purse?", if you will — but, turns out, you're just another "toxic narcissist." » 3/20/12 11:35am 3/20/12 11:35am

Five Ways Narcissists Screw Up Everything

Narcissism has been a hot topic in the last few years, and it's been the subject of some overblown freakouts of the kids-today-are-such-assholes variety. That said, there's mounting evidence that actually being a narcissist is pretty bad for you — and the people around you. Let's take a look at some of the interesting… » 3/14/12 3:15pm 3/14/12 3:15pm