Someone Please Help Nancy Pelosi Escape This John Boehner Kiss

Ohio Republican and man-sized Oompa Loompa John Boehner was re-elected today to his third term as speaker for the House of Representatives, despite some two dozen fractious Tea Partiers voting against him for not being anti-Obama enough. To celebrate, Boehener gave Nancy Pelosi the most uncomfortable kiss in the… »1/06/15 5:20pm1/06/15 5:20pm

New 'Cool' Conservative Website Ads Are a Sexist Pile of Garbage

Breitbart, a #cool news outlet for #hip #conservatives who like to #chill with #friends on the #net, is in some hot water today, after ads hyping the launch of its West Coast-centric site Breitbart California featured Miley Cyrus on all fours with Nancy Pelosi's head 'shopped over and Mark Zuckerberg with breasts.… »4/07/14 5:20pm4/07/14 5:20pm

Nancy Pelosi Did David Letterman's Top 10 Last Night

So maybe there's a reason Nancy Pelosi's not a professional comedian (although she could be a professional clown because Washington, D.C.'s a real circus, if ya know what I mean! WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA!), but you have to give Madam Speaker credit for being a good sport when she stopped by Letterman to read the "Top 10"… »11/06/13 2:40pm11/06/13 2:40pm

Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Amazing on 30 Rock's Series Finale (Sob)

Usually when sitcoms bust out the celebrity cameos, it's time to say goodbye. Such is the case with our beloved 30 Rock, and they're going out with a one-two celebrity punch that has me very excited. Congressional HBiC (and person who gave me tickets to the 2009 inauguration*) Nancy Pelosi and Fin Tutuola Ice-T will… »1/04/13 10:50am1/04/13 10:50am

Study Suggests That Deep-Voiced Female Candidates Are Slightly More Electable Than Their High-Pitched Counterparts

A super helpful new study from Can't Stop, Won't Stop U...niversity of Miami suggests that we, as a lowing aggregate of voting cattle, respond strongest to the most gravelly, Clint Eastwood lower among us when we're deciding on who to put at the head of a stampede. That means that both men and women, the research… »12/13/12 4:20pm12/13/12 4:20pm

Nancy Pelosi Totally Pushed the Mute Button on a Call With Barack Obama, Allegedly

The nation is still abuzz about Romney's "47%" secret video fiasco, so it's only natural that the Romney-Ryan campaign would yearn to release their own super confidential political discussion. But it seems like they couldn't find one and thus went with a rather lackluster Plan B by dramatizing an anecdote from Bob… »9/24/12 1:05pm9/24/12 1:05pm

Nancy Pelosi Reassures Us That the GOP Platform Is a Constipated Mess of Inconsistencies

Nancy Pelosi, the Edward Teach to the GOP's fastidious merchant ships, answered some questions posed to her by Raw Story's Megan Carpentier about the major differences between the way the Democratic Party platform addresses women's issues vs. the Republican Party platform about what to do with the baby-making androids »9/05/12 9:30am9/05/12 9:30am