Man's Name Is 63 Words Long, Starting with Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast

A 25-year-old Swedish man who's spent thousands of dollars extending his first name to 63 words claims to have the world's longest first name. Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop… » 7/02/14 6:30pm 7/02/14 6:30pm

How the Horses in the Kentucky Derby Got Their Names

Every year when we would sit to watch the Kentucky Derby, my mother would inevitably make corny jokes about the names of all the horses. It was one of my favorite parts of race day. Of course, we'd wonder exactly how or why race horses end up with names like Notacatbutallama, Ononitsmymotherinlaw or Doremifasolatido. » 5/03/14 2:45pm 5/03/14 2:45pm

Dumb Survey Says Your Name Predicts How Much of a Gold Digger You Are

I love the surveys that make it to the top of the Daily Mail. They're personally relevant enough to read and outrageous and trivial enough to be totally entertaining. The latest survey that they cover does not disappoint. According to data pulled by something called DirtSearch.org, a background/criminal… » 4/20/14 2:31pm 4/20/14 2:31pm

'Free Spirited' Woman Legally Changes Her Name to Sexy Crabtree

It's always admirable when you see someone change something that they don't like about their lives. Maybe they move apartments, maybe they break up with a partner who isn't treating them right or maybe they decide to legally change their name to "Sexy" because they think it suits them better than "Sheila." Fair… » 2/12/14 2:30pm 2/12/14 2:30pm

Goodbye Tiffany, Hello Arya: Strong Girl Names Are Taking Over

The Social Security Administration has released its annual list of the most popular names, and the number ones — Jacob and Sophia — are the same as last year. But beyond the top ten, many of the names for girls growing in popularity invoke strength and courage instead of delicacy. Case in point: Arya — as in the… » 5/10/13 12:50pm 5/10/13 12:50pm

A girl must give a man a name...

My whole life, my grandfather had had a couple of bad jokes in his comedy arsenal, often about growing up Italian in New Jersey. “I grew up in a rough neighborhood. Kids were named Spike, Killer, Butch… and those were the girls!” (Fortunately, he has a very successful job as a lawyer that generally keeps him away from… » 4/09/13 5:01pm 4/09/13 5:01pm