Times Square hallmark Robert Burck, 46, also known as the Naked Cowboy, was born in Cincinnati, loves Donald Trump, wears underpants around everywhere, ran for president in 2012 as a member of the Tea Party, and thinks he is sexy.
In a blow against solidarity, Minnie Mouse and Hello Kitty were arrested Thursday after having a physical fight in Times Square. The New York Daily News reports that two costumed performers were both arrested and charged with assault around 3:30 pm.
Gee, I can't wait for the prettied-up rom-com about the ongoing feud between Time Square's Naked Cowboy Robert Burck and Naked Cowgirl Sandy Kane.
Joe Jonas (the better-looking middle brother of horrible music-making group, The Jonas Brothers) is officially a high school graduate. • The Naked Cowboy, the semi-famous briefs-wearing street performer, is getting his own reality show, an American Idol-style competition of street performers. • Ellen and Portia "talk"…