New Teacher Celebrates First Day Of Work By Showing Up Drunk and Naked
You know that nightmare you have of showing up to school naked? You have no idea how you managed to leave the house without putting on clothes, but here you are, covering your genitals in front of a roomful of laughing strangers. For one teacher in Oklahoma, this wasn't just a nightmare; it was a reality.
Jillian Michaels Is Made of Pure Muscle, Still Longs for a Better Butt
Shape magazine favorite (and my best friend) Jillian Michaels finds herself in her underwear on the cover of the magazine's July/August issue and sans any clothes altogether on the inside.
805 Skinny Dippers Break Guinness Record, Create Disgusting Human Soup
805 people got together in Florida to shed their clothes and take a dip in the water to break the Guinness World Record for the most people naked at once and swimming together in a non-sexual (?) manner. I'm kinda grossed out by all those bodily fluids seeping into orifices (sorry) but then again, I'm a never-nude…
Nation's Nudists Court Corporate Sponsorship
With "naked" being used more and more frequently as a marketing buzz word for natural products, nudists are wanting a piece of the all American pie: Corporate sponsorship! They want to bare it all and make a buck — and they say they're an untapped resource for companies looking to advertise things like body wash,…
The SFBG Has Two Totally Naked Men On Its Cover This Week [NSFW]
Last year, the SF Weekly criticized the San Francisco Bay Guardian for not featuring enough male nudity on the cover of their annual guide to nude beaches — there was visible boobs and bush, but every penis was tucked behind a Psychology Today (creative!) or another dude. "Aside from it being a terrible photo, it…
Man Strips Down at Airport Security to Protest the TSA Getting All Up in His Business
There are plenty of reasons to dislike the TSA—any organization that hates cupcakes as much as they do should certainly be given some serious side eye. But one traveler got so fed up with them bothering him that in a burst of rage he got naked in the security line at the airport in protest. It's like when the…
Carey Mulligan Hasn't Seen Herself Naked in Ten Years
You might think that movie stars spend hours each day staring at their naked bodies in the mirror, either because they are transfixed by the sight of their own silky skin or because they know they'll have to be naked on-screen in front of millions of people and need to make sure every inch of them looks it's best.…
Coitus Magazine Offers Up An Afternoon Delight
We don't exactly know what Coitus magazine is (although we can guess) but we do know that on a Friday afternoon, this animated gif is a welcome sight. Goodies below the jump.
Charlie Sheen Goes Old School, Found Drunk & Naked With Escort (Updated)
Looks like Charlie Sheen still hasn't quite gotten over the sloppy addicted character he played in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Police were called to NYC's Plaza Hotel just after 2 a.m. this morning, where they found him intoxicated and naked.
Female Athletes Get Naked For ESPN Magazine's Body Issue
ESPN The Magazine has revealed three of the six cover athletes planned for its second annual "Body Issue." And just like last year, the sports stars don't have any clothes on.
True Blood Stars Are Bloody Naked On The Cover Of Rolling Stone
There's really not much more to add. Someone get Anna Paquin a tampon, please? Click to enlarge.
