Phantom of the Opera Star Sarah Brightman Is Going to Outer Space

Good gravy, have I got some news for you: Soprano Sarah Brightman, a.k.a. the original Christine from Phantom of the Opera and the former Mrs. Andrew Lloyd Weber, is going to outer space. What next? Is Michael Crawford planning to journey to the center of the Earth? Whatever—Sarah Brightman for Queen of Space! »1/16/15 9:50am1/16/15 9:50am

Glenn Beck-Produced, Homo-Free Version of Musical Theater to Feature Singing, Dancing, Self-Loathing

Professional jerk Glenn Beck sure does admire Glee, but he hates the show's "everyone get along and be gay all over if you want" message. In response, he's going to use the $12 bajillion dollars he got in exchange for selling his eternal soul to Rupert Murdoch's wrinkled skin suit to produce a star-studded, expensive, »6/19/12 4:15pm6/19/12 4:15pm

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: "The Nightman Cometh"

On last night's season finale of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia »11/21/08 11:00am11/21/08 11:00am, Charlie wrote a musical, , based on two songs he wrote last season - "Nightman" and "Dayman" - that demonstrate the inner workings of his mind and his subconscious obsession with being anally raped. The musical was a continuation on that, with…