Sharp Cultural Commentary and Speedos Abound in J. Lo's New Video

J. Lo's new music video for "I Luh Ya PaPi" is out, and it's the most fun — and, blessed be, actually effective — media commentary via music video to emerge from the lurid swamp of pop culture in recent memory. » 3/14/14 12:40pm 3/14/14 12:40pm

Try Not To Burn Yourself on Beyoncé's Scorching-Hot 'Partition' Video

Today, the full version of Beyoncé's "Partition" video was released, and it's um, sexy. Like really fucking sexy. There is not one moment that's not dripping with some salacious Beyoncé dancing and borderline contortionist poses or something. Even though it's Beyoncé (and she will do as she pleases and we will always love… » 2/25/14 3:20pm 2/25/14 3:20pm

'Crimson Wave' Is the Upbeat Period Anthem You've Been Long Awaiting

Behold: the music video for "Crimson Wave," a Clueless-referencing song about periods by Seattle pop-punk feminist band Tacocat. (You're welcome if you won your round of Internet Feminist Bingo after reading that sentence.) And this music video has it all: dancing crabs, mermaids, a guy in a shark costume reading a… » 2/11/14 5:30pm 2/11/14 5:30pm

Shakira and Rihanna Need to Stop With the Faux-Lesbian Posturing

Honestly, nothing would make me happier than Rihanna and Shakira having a hot and heavy lesbian relationship. In fact, I’d also be pretty happy about Rihanna and Shakira convincingly playing same-sex fuckbuddies in a music video. And yet, their new video together, “Can’t Remember to Forget You,” has me remembering why… » 2/03/14 7:00pm 2/03/14 7:00pm

Enrique Iglesias Has Already Released This Year’s ‘Blurred Lines’ Video

Enrique Iglesias, who appears to have not aged at all since Desperado, has released a new single about being a sex addict. Or about performing cunnilingus with a fair degree of competence. Or about butts. Or about the phenomenon of sitting down and having butts shaken against one's nose. Or about having pool parties… » 2/02/14 5:00pm 2/02/14 5:00pm

Jennifer Hudson Looks Fab and 'Feels So Good It Hurts' in New Video

"I Just Can't Describe" is the new track from Jennifer Hudson, and in the video, she shows off her fit-as-hell post-Weight-Watchers body by rocking bustiers, bra-tops and a swimsuit. Also, her short hairdo is on point. The song has a throwback vibe — super reminiscent of the Mary Jane Girls classic "In My House." Dig it. » 1/24/14 1:30pm 1/24/14 1:30pm

Ke$ha Dances Around in Her Laundry Day Outfit in the ‘Dirty Love’ Video

Last night, as you were doing whatever is you crazy kids do to celebrate Pope Gregory XIII's calendar meddling, your favorite drunk friend Ke$ha uploaded a video for her song "Dirty Love" off of her sophomore album, Warrior. Glitter, of course, makes a very important appearance, but it plays second fiddle this time to… » 1/01/14 1:00pm 1/01/14 1:00pm

Miley Cyrus Writhes About and Kinda Masturbates in New Music Video

Like a dribbly gift down your chimney, Miley Cyrus' "Adore You" video leaked last night. It mainly consists of Miley Cyrus sensually caught in some sheets, clad in see-through underwear garb. Thrice, maybe four times, her hands migrate to the top of her underwear with the clear intention of masturbating while she… » 12/26/13 11:10am 12/26/13 11:10am

Pharrell’s 24-Hour Music Video Is 10 Hours in and Still Going Strong

At midnight, Pharrell launched "the world's first 24 hour music video" for "Happy," his insanely catchy song for Despicable Me 2. The song itself is roughly four minutes, which means that this song will play somewhere around 360 times with a different person dancing around each time! Of course, Pharrell is back at the top… » 11/22/13 11:00am 11/22/13 11:00am