Interpreting the Layers of Lady Gaga's New Music Video for "G.U.Y."

I have not taken the time or patience to listen to ARTPOP all the way through, but if it's anything like this video, I'm assuming it's a collage of ideas that aren't quite thought out all the way, but it doesn't matter because the production value is off the chain. Really though, what the actual fuck is going on here? » 3/23/14 2:00pm 3/23/14 2:00pm

Watch Beyoncé's 'Yonce' Models Cook and Talk About How Great She Is

Because watching models cook is very in right now*, Jourdan Dunn has her own cooking show on YouTube called Well Dunn**. For the premiere of Season 3 of the show, Dunn and fellow models Joan Smalls and Chanel Iman made vegan Thai chili and talked about Beyoncé while they did it. » 2/19/14 5:15pm 2/19/14 5:15pm

My Teddy Bear From Daddy Is The Best Music Video You've Never Seen

The internet is a strange and frightening place where anyone can post anything, from home videos of their parrot's first birthday to really sad yelp reviews of private investigators who caught your dad with another woman (sorry, mom!). It's also a place where unsigned artists, those doing it for the love of the game,… » 2/01/14 4:10pm 2/01/14 4:10pm

Miley Cyrus Writhes About and Kinda Masturbates in New Music Video

Like a dribbly gift down your chimney, Miley Cyrus' "Adore You" video leaked last night. It mainly consists of Miley Cyrus sensually caught in some sheets, clad in see-through underwear garb. Thrice, maybe four times, her hands migrate to the top of her underwear with the clear intention of masturbating while she… » 12/26/13 11:10am 12/26/13 11:10am

Do you 'ship absurd fictional couples? This music video is for you.

When you envision fictional characters getting together, are they the most implausible, inappropriate pairings you can imagine? The ladies of Not Literally celebrate ludicrous fan 'ships with their music video parody of Icona Pop's "I Love It." » 12/01/13 12:30pm 12/01/13 12:30pm

Only Some Backstreet Boys Get to Go Shirtless in Their New Music Video

As of this week, there's a rift in the Backstreet Boys. Where once they were (re)united in their goal to sell albums entirely from the mom population of America, things have changed. A.J. and Brian are on one shirtless side and Howie, Kevin and Nick are on the other very shirted side. What could have caused this rift? » 11/20/13 10:35am 11/20/13 10:35am

Rihanna's New 'What Now' Video Is Definitely Lacking Something (Strippers)

Rihanna's video for the latest single off her album Unapologetic, "What Now" is pretty sans plot but very heavy on dramatic head tosses. It's certainly attempting to elicit some sort of emotion in the viewer, considering Rihanna's body jolts are interspersed with choppy black and white footage of lions fighting,… » 11/15/13 1:20pm 11/15/13 1:20pm

Jared Leto Found a Way to Get You To Watch a 30 Seconds to Mars Video

Would you like to watch a bunch of celebrities talk about what Los Angeles means to them? Jared Leto has called in some big favors for his band 30 Seconds to Mars's new video "City of Angels" and those big favors include: Olivia Wilde, Kanye West ("But actually, I'm one of the few people whose middle name is… » 10/30/13 7:15pm 10/30/13 7:15pm

Timberlake Sexes Elvis's Granddaughter in Video for 7-Minute Song

Justin Timberlake has had plenty of uncomfortably dramatic, slightly sexy moments in beautiful houses in Los Angeles in his music videos, most famously in "Cry Me A River," but his new video for "TKO," that seven minute non-single released in September really takes it to a new level. » 10/29/13 10:00am 10/29/13 10:00am

Chavril is the Most Chavril in Their New Music Video

The official stance of this website with regards to Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's song "Let Me Go" has already been declared. That doesn't mean, however, that we weren't open to whatever moving tribute to love they were planning to display in its music video. Well, it's here now and if "Let Me Go" is to be taken at face … » 10/15/13 5:00pm 10/15/13 5:00pm

A Guide to Understanding Miley Cyrus's New 'Wrecking Ball' Video

Miley Cyrus's new music video for her song "Wrecking Ball" will go down in history as one of the more important pieces of art to have ever been created. And one day, we will truly understand why Cyrus chose to include herself in an impressive roster of artists who have also titled their songs "Wrecking Ball", notably… » 9/09/13 2:30pm 9/09/13 2:30pm

Richard Simmons' New Music Video Is the Stuff of Nightmares

Richard Simmons never ever strays from being completely and totally himself, even when he's supposed to be acting. So his new song and music video entitled "Hair Do" must be just another facet on his personal prism. But what a facet it is. Part workout video, part actual music video, the song includes the line "Vidal… » 8/23/13 5:20pm 8/23/13 5:20pm

Lady Gaga Is a Magical Sad Mime Art Pony in the Video for 'Applause'

This morning Lady Gaga premiered her new video live in Times Square and on GMA. The song, "Applause," stems from something Gaga does at her live concerts — after a huge song and dance number, she'll lie on the stage, breathing heavily, exhausted, and say that she's like Tinkerbell: » 8/19/13 12:10pm 8/19/13 12:10pm

Watch Justin Timberlake's New Music Video Complete with Gyrating Nudes

NSFW music videos are all the rage these days, aren't they? Hopefully you're not at work or have a corner cubicle so you can enjoy Justin Timberlake sort of shifting his feet back and forth as some statuesque beauties modern dance amongst fog in the music video for his song "Tunnel Vision." Justin's managed to totally » 7/05/13 1:00pm 7/05/13 1:00pm

Happy Independence Day: Here's a New Taylor Swift Music Video

Happy 4th of July! On this holiday, Taylor Swift would like to remind you that she is free. Free from the tyranny of not having thousands of people cheer for her all the time. Free from the oppression of not getting to dress like the ringleader of a psychosexual nightmare circus. Free to hire a woman with a bedazzled… » 7/04/13 1:30pm 7/04/13 1:30pm