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Tinashe Drops Tracks, Is Maybe Dating Calvin Harris. What Now, New World?

In the past 22 hours, we have emerged from Plato’s demonic cave only to discover that our true reality is constructed by schemers and scammers, and public relations specialists have established their primacy as our shadow government. Adding to the Calgon bath of tea in which we’re currently soaking to the point of…

Katy Perry's 'Rise' Makes Me Feel Like an Olympian Instead of a Worthless Lump of Skin and Bone

Over the past several years, Katy Perry has proven herself to be a master of several things: dating men who I’d never recommend for her if I were her friend, shading Taylor Swift, and—my personal favorite—the empowerment anthem. Songs like “Roar,” “Wide Awake,” “Part of Me,” and “Choose Your Battles” are montage-ready…

Get Ready to Rock the F Out to the Democratic Convention's Spotify Playlists 

So much goes into planning a national party convention! You have to work out transportation and housing logistics with the host city. Prepare the venue(s). Develop a schedule of speakers and panelists. Field media requests. Beg celebrities to drop by. And coordinate an army of over 10,000 volunteers and DNC staffers,…

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