Deep down, we all know that there are, shall we say, unsavory ingredients in many of the foods we so love to eat. (I am looking at you, Mr. McRib). But these past few weeks have been kind to our ability to maintain the illusion that what we eat is not filled with hair and bugs and spare animal parts. First, there was…

Researchers at Johns Hopkins University School have confirmed what believers have been saying for years: Shrooms open your mind, man. After giving patients the hallucinogen psilocybin, the active ingredient in "magic mushrooms," doctors found they had an enduring and positive personality change. Study author Roland R.…

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Remember Noah Smith? He was arrested for burglarizing someone's house while on shrooms. The Smoking Gun assumed the "mouse" in his rectum was a rodent; but it turns out it was the kind you click. Still: Uncomfortable, no?

Meet Noah Smith. He allegedly burglarized a home in South Carolina on Saturday night. A scuffle with cops sent him to to emergency room, where a doctor noticed that Noah had a mouse in his rectum.