If there are any “90s kids” out there still waiting around for somebody to explain sex because they can only communicate via pop cultural touchstones from our childhoods, you’re in luck, because here’s Bill Nye on sex. Yup! Yup.
Want to know what the awesome winner of our Worst Pickup Lines contest received? The chance to party with balloon-animal pole-dancers, that's what!
Something about my wide-eyed, fair-skinned appearance and hushed voice and demure demeanor has convinced everyone I know that I know nothing about doing the nasty. (I have been called the "Sandra Dee of Gawker Media" and Anna herself will not accept I am not a virgin.) So last night, I hit up the party marking the 5th…