We Are All This French Guy Who Didn't Know Who Jay Z Was

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure. Speaking of mothers, yesterday an upstart musician of the rap persuasion by the name of Shawn Corey Carter visited the Louvre Museum in Paris with another noteworthy musician who happens to be his wife and the mother to their young, hue-monikered daughter. » 10/08/14 2:30pm 10/08/14 2:30pm

Get Turned On at the Antique Vibrator Museum

The Antique Vibrator Museum is the brainchild of founder Joani Blank, who decided to put her 20-years-worth of antique collecting on display in order to educate the general public about the cheeky history behind the vibrator. Turns out, Sears was selling your Grandmother more than just vacuum cleaners in the 60′s. The » 10/17/13 10:16pm 10/17/13 10:16pm

Vancouver Women Complains That Museum’s ‘Whale Bone Porn’ Is Tickling Too Many Moby Dicks

A woman from Vancouver named Ann Pimentel has mounted a minor (and belated) modesty crusade against the Vancouver Maritime Museum's 19th century scrimshaw exhibit. Pimentel is worried that the exhibit will somehow damage her young children more than her aggressive sense of decorum, and she is demanding that the VMM… » 3/24/13 5:00pm 3/24/13 5:00pm

Woman Rubs Her Butt on $30 Million Painting

You probably made an ass of yourself the last time you were drunk, but as long as you didn't rub your ass on any expensive artwork there's someone out there who's more mortified than you are. Yesterday 36-year-old Carmen Tisch was charged with felony criminal mischief for punching, scratching, and sliding her butt… » 1/05/12 11:24pm 1/05/12 11:24pm