Brutally Honest Disney Movie Posters Are Both Sad and Hilarious

The FW created nine posters that call bullshit on Disney's original titles, and deliver the Truth. Filed under "Wish I would've thought of that first!" and also, "More, please!"

The FW created nine posters that call bullshit on Disney's original titles, and deliver the Truth. Filed under "Wish I would've thought of that first!" and also, "More, please!"

OH, COOL: Melissa McCarthy's face and neck appear to have gotten some copious 'Shopping treatment on the UK poster for The Heat.
Even if you didn't picture Woody Harrelson as Haymitch, don't you think he looks the part? Are you feeling the casting of Peeta? Or do you wish we were more… chiseled? What about Gale? He and Katniss are supposed to look almost like sister and brother, did they do a good job? Can we agree that Effie Trinket is pretty…
The film won't be released until 2012, but here's the poster for Dorothy Of Oz, the CGI animated project in which Lea Michele will be the voice of Dorothy. Because, you know, what classic films of the 1930s need are techy new remakes! Dan Aykroyd plays the Scarecrow, James Belushi is the voice of the Cowardly Lion and…
Who looks at the gorgeous Angelina Jolie and thinks, "Eh, her nose should be skinnier, her lips should be thinner, and her jaw should be less square"? Someone who works at Sony Pictures, that's who. Full poster below. [NYDN]
A tipster sent us a link to Wrong Side Of The Art, an extensive gallery of B-movie posters. Sex, drugs, and rock & roll are represented here in spades, but we're most interested in the bitches (some images NSFW).
Here's a first look, via People, of the poster for the new biopic of Amelia Earhart. Don't know about you, but Lady Lindy's Christ-like water-walk is kind of freaking us out. [People]
A company called 5-Star Baby makes birth announcements that look like movie posters. Episode I and It Happened One Night are cute! But what if you're not in the baby-makin' mode? Maybe someone should make an "I got my period" announcement called There Will Be Blood. [BoingBong]