Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Hire You!

Provided you can speak — and teach — ancient Greek, Latin, French and Spanish, that is. You must also be able to play two instruments, and it would help if you are "sporty." In exchange for your services, you will receive a salary of $98,000 a year, for two to four hours of work a day, on location at the…
"Do We Have To Walk? I Want To Take The Millennium Falcon."
[New York, April 8. Image via Splash.]
Gwyneth Paltrow's Son: Pop Culture Racial Profiler
Gwyneth Paltrow's son is acquiring a reputation for being a "sensitive thug". Not sensitive enough, however, to avoid racial profiling: As explained on the Tonight Show, Moses thinks that any white person singing a song must be his dad.
Holy Moses!
[London, October 16. Image via INF]
Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Promote Cute Kids, Not New Film
Gwyneth Paltrow continued her talk tour to hype Iron Man by hitting up Live! With Regis and Kelly this morning. Only, again, she did less talking about the movie and more talking about her kids, Moses and Apple. Moses, you see, has a funny accent, which Gwyneth eagerly imitates. And Apple? Well, she loves pinatas,…
