Morrissey Slams Obama and U.S. Thanksgiving; Calls It "Thankskilling"

Did you enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner yesterday? Well, one celeb is not happy about it. Singer Morrissey took to his blog True To Self yesterday to decry the American tradition, in a blog post titled "Thankskilling." The former lead singer of The Smiths took particular aim at President Barack Obama, and the annual… » 11/29/13 10:00am 11/29/13 10:00am

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old…

Prince Michael Jackson, 16, Has a Job in Showbiz

A poised and hella grown-uppish Prince Michael Jackson has landed a job as a special correspondent for Entertainment Tonight, a pretty impressive gig for a 16-year-old although though my impulse is to yell at him to stay the fuck away from show business and go work at the Dairy Queen like a normal teenager because I… » 2/19/13 9:00am 2/19/13 9:00am

Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six posse members threw down in the parking lot of a recording studio in West Hollywood last night. » 1/28/13 9:00am 1/28/13 9:00am

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Big Mouth Strikes Again: Morrissey Blames Kate Middleton for Nurse's…

Stop me, oh ho ho stop me, stop me if you think that you've heard this one before: Morrissey is being a nasty jerk. Following the tragic suicide of nurse Jacintha Saldanha, the morose singer has a lot of cruel things to say, but not about the Australian radio DJs who pranked the hospital. Moz is pissed at the Duchess. » 12/14/12 5:40pm 12/14/12 5:40pm

Elizabeth Taylor Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Pool

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the… » 10/11/12 9:00am 10/11/12 9:00am

Kanye West Creates Franken-Ring For Kim Kardashian Proposal

Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, 'Ye apparently plans to propose with a one-of-a-kind ring made from his late mom Donda's personal jewelry collection. He visited a private jeweler with … » 7/24/12 9:00am 7/24/12 9:00am

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth Are Engaged, Y’all!

It's official! You're old. Hannah Montana — aka Miley Cyrus — is set to wed her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Hopefully sidestepping the tweenage fangirl vitriol that would have come her way if they'd waited much longer and Hemsworth's Hunger Games fame had really taken hold, the pair made things legit on May 31 when he… » 6/06/12 9:00am 6/06/12 9:00am