We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be wearing them yourself? It's the ultimate intern-boss fantasy, except it's hotter because it's nastier and impeachment is an aphrodisiac. Now an online company is offering you the chance to be the Monica… Read… 6/24/13 5:20pm 6/24/13 5:20pm

As you may have heard, Fox is planning to revive their ugsploitation plastic surgery pageant hit The Swan (if there are any time travelers here from the year 1994, yes, that is literally a genre now and please move your arm so I can defibrillate you), but with an extra depressing twist: it's Celebrity Swan.… Read… 2/20/13 5:30pm 2/20/13 5:30pm

Rumors began in September that Monica Lewinsky, now 39, would be penning a $12 million tell-all about the almost 20-year-old (!) affair with then-POTUS Bill Clinton—which began, famously, when she was just a 22-year-old intern—but we tend to forget there was already a book about the infamous affair, the Starr report… Read… 11/24/12 3:30pm 11/24/12 3:30pm

This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is aware … Read… 10/10/12 9:00am 10/10/12 9:00am

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot … Read… 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am

Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter. Read… 9/13/12 9:00am 9/13/12 9:00am

Bill Clinton will deliver the keynote at the DNC tonight, followed by a prayer led by Monica Lewinsky's rabbi. Um, what? Discuss… 9/05/12 6:50pm 9/05/12 6:50pm

Noted fashion pervert Terry Richardson has posted pictures on his blog featuring him hanging out with Jay Leno's favorite late night monologue fodder, Monica Lewinsky. I'll get shocked right after I'm done taking a boredom-induced nap. Read… 2/27/11 2:20pm 2/27/11 2:20pm

When we were interns, our biggest concern was finding enough busy-work to look occupied. That's passe: nowadays, "stories of interns abusing their meager status are abundant." Read… 7/06/10 3:45pm 7/06/10 3:45pm

• Residents of Mansfield, MA are not happy with a new salon about to be opened in their town. "Knockouts" is a Texas-based chain that offers "haircuts for men" from women dressed in boxing gear. • Read… 10/07/09 5:40pm 10/07/09 5:40pm

[New York, June 10. Image via Splash]

• Nadya Suleman is finally getting a "quasi-reality" show. She's reportedly "hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," says her attorney, Jeff Czech. [JustJared]
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This weekend's Times asked, "What is Levi Johnston after?" The Kato? The Monica? The Octomom? A full-time career trashing the Palins? We've laid out a few of his options, after the jump! Read… 5/26/09 6:20pm 5/26/09 6:20pm

• Obama's slightly racist grandma is not dead, she just doesn't feel like commenting on his speech apparently. Here is a picture of her clutching her grandson for fear of being beaten up by darker-skinned black men. No just kidding, it's just a graduation picture. Sorry to drag you into this, Madelyn Dunham.
  
• ""As easy as… Read… 3/19/08 6:30pm 3/19/08 6:30pm

[February 12, Los Angeles. En route to Baja Fresh. Has she maybe lost a little weight? Ack! Don't answer that. Hey, funny thing: I almost typed Monica LewSINsky. How come the tabs never picked up on that? Photo via Bauer-Griffin.]

She looks like she raided my closet. Read… 1/09/08 9:15am 1/09/08 9:15am

[November 27, Los Angeles. Image via Flynet].

We don't know what's funnier: today's New York Post column about the legality of keeping an engagement ring after a broken engagement, or Michele Monopoli, the aptly-named divorce attorney interviewed for the piece. Read… 2/11/07 4:47pm 2/11/07 4:47pm