Miley Cyrus, twerking, in a unicorn onesie. Because this is America.
Celebrity Swan Is the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived
As you may have heard, Fox is planning to revive their ugsploitation plastic surgery pageant hit The Swan (if there are any time travelers here from the year 1994, yes, that is literally a genre now and please move your arm so I can defibrillate you), but with an extra depressing twist: it's Celebrity Swan.…
We Read Monica Lewinsky's Authorized 1999 Biography So You Don't Have To
Rumors began in September that Monica Lewinsky, now 39, would be penning a $12 million tell-all about the almost 20-year-old (!) affair with then-POTUS Bill Clinton—which began, famously, when she was just a 22-year-old intern—but we tend to forget there was already a book about the infamous affair, the Starr report…
Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger
This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is aware …
And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively
This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating a lot …
In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked …
Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter.
Bill Clinton will deliver the keynote at the DNC tonight, followed by a prayer led by Monica Lewinsky's rabbi. Um, what?
Terry Richardson Kicks It With Monica Lewinsky
Noted fashion pervert Terry Richardson has posted pictures on his blog featuring him hanging out with Jay Leno's favorite late night monologue fodder, Monica Lewinsky. I'll get shocked right after I'm done taking a boredom-induced nap.
Today's Interns: Thieving, Scheming, Slutty
When we were interns, our biggest concern was finding enough busy-work to look occupied. That's passe: nowadays, "stories of interns abusing their meager status are abundant."
John Edwards's Daughter Speaks Out On Dad's Affair
John Edwards's daughter Cate has spoken out for the first time about his affair with Rielle Hunter, breaking a mold of silence forged by Chelsea Clinton.
