Now You Can Have Sex in Monica Lewinsky's Old Clinton-Era Clothes

We know you've always wanted to bump uglies with someone wearing Monica Lewinsky's clothes. Or maybe you want to be wearing them yourself? It's the ultimate intern-boss fantasy, except it's hotter because it's nastier and impeachment is an aphrodisiac. Now an online company is offering you the chance to be the Monica… » 6/24/13 5:20pm 6/24/13 5:20pm

Celebrity Swan Is the Most Depressing Television Program Ever Conceived

As you may have heard, Fox is planning to revive their ugsploitation plastic surgery pageant hit The Swan (if there are any time travelers here from the year 1994, yes, that is literally a genre now and please move your arm so I can defibrillate you), but with an extra depressing twist: it's Celebrity Swan.… » 2/20/13 5:30pm 2/20/13 5:30pm

We Read Monica Lewinsky's Authorized 1999 Biography So You Don't Have To

Rumors began in September that Monica Lewinsky, now 39, would be penning a $12 million tell-all about the almost 20-year-old (!) affair with then-POTUS Bill Clinton—which began, famously, when she was just a 22-year-old intern—but we tend to forget there was already a book about the infamous affair, the Starr report… » 11/24/12 3:30pm 11/24/12 3:30pm

Taylor Swift Cheats on a Kennedy With a Schwarzenegger

This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is… » 10/10/12 9:00am 10/10/12 9:00am

And Now For An Unsolicited Uterus Update on Blake Lively

This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating… » 9/20/12 9:00am 9/20/12 9:00am

In Her Ongoing Campaign of Vehicular Recklessness, Amanda Bynes Smoked…

Because we all haven't heard enough about Amanda Bynes' exploits behind the wheel, she apparently drove around aimlessly around Los Angeles for most of Tuesday, cutting people off and running lights, while taking hits of weed from a surreptitious pipe designed to look like a car cigarette lighter. » 9/13/12 9:00am 9/13/12 9:00am