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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is Thin, Happy & Tummy-Tucked

Dodai Stewart and 59 others

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, our roundup for tabloid "news." This week, because Angelina Jolie emerged from her European safehouse and appeared on the red carpet in New York looking fantastic, she is on three » 10/08/08 2:00pm 10/08/08 2:00pm of the five weekly covers. and focus on her physique; does a positive "How We Make It Work" relationship…

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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Is Thin, Happy & Tummy-Tucked