Short-Shorts-Wearing Dad Pushes Dangerous 'Modest Is Hottest' Agenda

The weight of the entire world's sexuality is on the shoulders of teen girls. Or is it their legs? It seems like all day long we in a frenzy over their dark magical powers. Do they know what they are doing? Are they doing it ON PURPOSE? Because from the Salem witch trials to the modern day devil harlots, girls have… » 9/14/13 1:30pm 9/14/13 1:30pm

Blogger's ‘Modesty Experiment’ Kinda Misses the Point

Lauren Shields swore off makeup and covered her hair, arms and legs for nine months for "The Modesty Experiment," during which she took cues from a hodgepodge of Jewish, Muslim and Christian modesty practices "in order to loosen my death grip on the idea that youth and beauty were prerequisites to relevance." But… » 7/02/13 5:45pm 7/02/13 5:45pm

Neighbors Really Hate Arizona Man’s Giant Gargoyle Cock Sculpture

A man in Arizona may be forced to take down the nine-foot, hatchet-wielding gargoyle statue standing in his otherwise empty front yard because his neighbors have complained about the gargoyle’s magnificent thighs, buttocks, and penis, all clearly visible to the casual passerby. That’s right, folks — gargoyles can be… » 6/06/13 10:30pm 6/06/13 10:30pm

Iranian Cleric Blames Impending Earthquake on Women’s Clothes

A prominent cleric in Iran has warned his fellow countrymen that if there’s an earthquake a comin’, it’s probably because of women who wear “revealing” dresses, since, as geologists have known for years now, earthquakes are nothing more than the deep belly laughter of the Earth as she laughs in utter frustration at… » 5/06/13 10:00am 5/06/13 10:00am

NJ Middle School Makes Straps on Semi-Formal Dresses Mandatory

In Readington, New Jersey, there's been a kerfuffle over the 8th grade dinner dance. Not a fun "Oh my God, Brian asked you?! But he's a total stoner, Marissa!" kind of kerfuffle, but the kind that requires girls to have at least one strap on their formal dresses so as "not to distract the boys." (That was the initial… » 5/04/13 12:30pm 5/04/13 12:30pm

The 5 Kinds of Flesh-Obsessed Articles You Read in the Spring

Every spring, concerned citizens spring up like so many tulips (or boners) to share their opinions on how women should and shouldn't dress when it's warm outside. Unfortunately, unlike pollen allergies, there's no known antidote for these five most obnoxious types of seasonal "Ladies! Put your clothes on/take them… » 4/11/13 3:30pm 4/11/13 3:30pm

Hot Girls in Tight Clothes Do Not Keep Boys From Learning

When it comes to what we're taught about men, sex, and self-control, most of us learn one maxim early on: "a hard dick has no conscience." The wording may vary, but the claim is always the same: guys, especially young dudes who are still in or just emerging from the testosterone tsunami of puberty, are powerless in… » 2/26/13 5:00pm 2/26/13 5:00pm

Batshit Ridiculous Modesty Website Reminds You That Women Just Can't Win

"Is This Modest" is a website that claims to promote an open and practical dialog about modesty, but it's actually a male-gazey compendium of creepshots of high schoolers and misogynist rants about too-tight t-shirts. Is it possible to have a sane discussion about modesty? Not if modesty means, as it does on this… » 1/10/13 4:50pm 1/10/13 4:50pm

Iranian Official Accuses Female Russian Workers of Flouting 'Hijab…

An Iranian Parliament member named Seyyed Mehdi Mousavi Nejad asserts that Russian women who work at the nation's only nuclear power plant are defying the laws of the country by eschewing the hijab laws. They apply to women in Iran regardless of region or nationality, and penalty for not wearing one of the traditional… » 12/26/12 4:40pm 12/26/12 4:40pm

Mormon Ladies Click Tongues Disapprovingly at Ann Romney's Lack of…

During Ann Romney's appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, the aspirant First Lady wore what can only be described as a tiered black leather power suit, for the stay-at-home wife and dominatrix who wants to be taken seriously at business biker meetings. Or something. Mistress Romney's suit didn't only raise… » 9/27/12 2:10pm 9/27/12 2:10pm

Values Voters Would Love it if Ladies Could Refrain From Dressing Like…

In case you're wondering why your guy who normally sells you ecstasy is plum out of pills, here's why: it's Values Voters Summit time. And at the Value Voters Summit, they've been handing out some helpful pamphlets about how ladies should maybe consider dressing less slutty, lest they drive men to madness with… » 9/14/12 5:30pm 9/14/12 5:30pm