Community Takes Another Blow, Loses Star Writer Megan Ganz

Good grief. Watching Community struggle into its (likely to be) final season has become downright painful. Not only are we to lose one of the best shows on TV, but its key players (both in front of and behind the camera) are already dropping like flies. First we lost Dan Harmon, then Chevy Chase and now — as if we can… » 1/03/13 6:45pm 1/03/13 6:45pm

A Guide to the Bizarre Custody Battle Over Modern Family's Ariel Winter

Allegations of starvation, abuse, rape, and greed are at the center of the increasingly confusing custody battle for 14-year-old Modern Family actress Ariel Winter, who was removed from the care of her mother last month after the Department of Child and Family Services began an investigation into the family. Ariel's… » 11/20/12 6:15pm 11/20/12 6:15pm

Of Course Lindsay Lohan Is Voting For Mitt Romney

Even when you live in a snow globe full of vodka and cocaine, the job crisis weighs heavily on your mind, as proven by Lindsay Lohan last night when she went out to promote a ginseng drink in Los Angeles. When asked who she plans to back in the election, she replied: "I just think employment is really important right… » 10/12/12 9:00am 10/12/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Dora the Explorer Gets a Badass Makeover With the Help of Modern Family's Ariel Winter

Most of us know Dora the Explorer as the bilingual Nick Jr. children's cartoon that's slowly infecting our nation's youth with bleeding heart liberalism and tolerance, but did you know that Dora is also a badass action hero with a hot, shirtless (and, in this case, grownup) sidekick named Diego? Well, she is — Dora… » 6/29/12 10:50am 6/29/12 10:50am

Legislator Warns that Modern Family Will Ruin Kids By Teaching them About Gayness

Tennessee, the Volunteer State, has a state representative who would like to "volunteer" to tell you something really, truly dumb: if you don't want your kids to end up gay, don't let them watch Modern Family. The loving gay couple featured on the show will teach kids about The Gayness, and in turn they'll themselves… » 2/16/12 6:00pm 2/16/12 6:00pm

Ellen Gives Brilliant Homeless Girl Totally Deserved Scholarship

A week ago we posted a story about Samantha Garvey, a 17-year-old student from Long Island and finalist in the Intel Science Talent Search. While we love a smart and driven teen girl around these parts, her story is extra interesting because she's homeless and has been living in a shelter with her parents and brother… » 1/20/12 9:00am 1/20/12 9:00am

No Cussing Club's Crusade Against Modern Family Is the Stupidest Shit We've Ever Heard

Tonight's episode of Modern Family promises to make bowties twirl on the necks of their scandalized viewers when a pint-sized character drops the F bomb. One group is so offended by little Lily's linguistic lapse that they're spearheading a grassroots effort to prevent the episode from airing. Who are these bastions… » 1/18/12 2:50pm 1/18/12 2:50pm