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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    Is there an app for "LIKE I CARE, POLANSKI"? Well, there should be.

    Moby, on the other hand, should write an app for "GUY FEMINIST: YOU ARE DOING THIS" because speaking out and supporting women in the fight against domestic violence is awesome.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    I mean, ok we all knew Angie was cray-cray(vials of blood...), and crazy cool, but I swear the media is just painting her to look absolutely psychotic and controlling and I don't think I believe it.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    One of the signs of clinical depression is the lack of desire to bathe/groom ones self.......I'm just sayin'.
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    10/12/09

    @ladyanastasiabeaverhausen: Or, being a middle-aged man who doesn't have to do so for your job. Maybe he just doesn't feel like shaving. I like his scruffy goatee so if she's tired of it, I'll take him. ;)
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    I'm way more upset about Stephen Gately than I thought I would be. He was so young. So Boyzone weren't the greatest band in the world, but they were a huge part of my adolescence and that of every other Irish girl of a certain age (even my best friend, who hated Boyzone because they weren't Take That, was upset). My heart goes out to his partner, his family, bandmates and friends.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    As annoying as I find Jimmy Kimmel, I at least give him this: he could be dating starfuckers and ambitious models/actresses, but he dates funny women with careers of their own whom he genuinely does seem to click with. Good on him.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    I've never been a Boyzone fan, but I will always have a soft spot for Stephen Gately and the band for producing one of the funniest TV moments I've ever seen.

    [www.youtube.com]
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    10/11/09

    @heykoukla: Argh, must learn to post videos properly...
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    10/11/09

    @heykoukla: That's hilarious. And sad, poor Stephen...
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    10/11/09

    @heykoukla: Even after seeing that clip a billion times it still makes me laugh. The lads also mocked it a few times on TV which endeared them to me. Poor Stephen.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    Roman Polanski has a case of the sads because his crime finally caught up with him...remind me to cry about that later.
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    10/11/09

    @queen_caribbean: Read some articles in the Swiss and French press today, and my favourite part was the same lawyer saying that while Polanski appreciated the support he received, he was "aware that part of that support was counterproductive". Gee, ya think?

    Honestly, I don't think there would have been such an uproar (the French government is facing a full-blown political crisis due to the ripples of two ministers' support, particularly Mitterrand) if people hadn't been so infuriated at what his defenders were saying.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    Awwww, being in jail makes Polanski sad, you guys :( :( :(
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    10/11/09

    @wtfox?!: Why do you think he fled in the first place? He knew jail was a downer, man.
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    10/11/09

    @UrbanAchiever: Why's the man gotta keep harshin' his vibe?
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    10/11/09

    @wtfox?!: Dude, jail SUCKS. I feel bad for him. Jail isn't fun!! We should stop making people go there.
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    10/11/09

    @wtfox?!: He's just gotta find that inner smile, you know, and mellow out. Jail is just a frame of mind, man.
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    10/11/09

    @greengrey: I know, right? And really, what crime could possibly be horrible enough that we'd put people in a small room to pay for it? Poor Roman.
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    10/11/09

    @wtfox?!: I just can't stop crying thinking of the atrocities in the world, foremost among them, Roman Polanski being incarcerated after being a fugitive for 30 years. My heart hurts.
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    10/11/09

    @UrbanAchiever: And a reinforced frame around the doors and windows.
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    10/11/09

    @Sanfo: ..But they must serve hot chocolate (not the watered down Swiss Miss kind, but the real, gooey, tasty, molten lava kind) in Swiss jails, no? That oughtta cheer him up at least a little bit..
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    10/11/09

    @snugbug: Now you've made me want hot chocolate but it's too cold and gloomy to go outside :(

    Also, STFU, Roman Polanski. You know what else will give you a case of the Mondays? GETTING RAPED.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    Madonna didn't like all of Tracy's baggage? Was it Samsonite instead of LV, or something? Please explain.
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment UrbanAchiever was starred UrbanAchiever was unstarred
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    10/11/09

    @UrbanAchiever: No, it was that really terrible, tacky kind of luggage with the flower pattern that looks like it belongs on your grandma's couch.
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    10/11/09

    @wtfox?!: Say no more. That would be enough to make me send anyone packing.
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    10/11/09

    @wtfox?!: It may be tacky, but it's very easily identifiable. As a frequent flier I really got tired fighting over my own stylish but plain suitcases. Not to mention the damage those things go through in the process. You think those baggage handlers give a crap about where you got your luggage? I'll save my LV matched luggage for my privately chartered jet.
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    10/11/09

    @Cobalt Chicken: As a call agent at the missing luggage department, I'm telling you the best way to get your bag back when it ends up in Australia is if it's a fucshia and neon orange tartan with blue zigzags. Ugly but you never lose the thing. You really think the baggage handlers will be arsed to look for a medium black bag with a bright red tag among the piles of medium black bags with red tags?
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    NoelleBlue promoted this comment EmpressZombie was starred EmpressZombie was unstarred
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    10/11/09

    @EmpressZombie: I am edjumecated! And I'm *so* going to go to the thrift store sometime soon and gettin' myself some luggage that screams fug in several internationally-recognized languages.

    On topic: I, uh... Madonna, and, Trainer, and Polanski boo hiss, and....

    I got nothin' tonight.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    I call bullshit on the Angelina story. First of all, beards FTW. Second, from everything I've read/heard of her, she really doesn't care much about appearance and image. I doubt their relationship is based on his stylish clothes.

    Ugh, I'm so sick of anonymous sources commenting on relationships.
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    10/11/09

    @jebash: Also, it's not like Angie Jo is walking around at the pinnacle of fashion. Oh look, another black swath.
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    10/11/09

    @jebash: Evidence: look at husband number 2, Billy Bob Thornton. Weird facial hair? Check. Weird wardrobe? Check. Angie doesn't seem to care about outward appearances.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    Um, the "source" isn't exactly helping Michael Bay be "very quiet" about it. I love Jennifer Aniston though, am I the only one? Not in an anti-Angelina way, just... I really like her, I wish she didn't keep getting crappy romcoms, I think she can do better. Oh, and I have a new-found respect for Katie Holmes! I'm not exactly Catholicism's #1 fan but I'd take it over Scientology any day.
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    10/11/09

    @FizzyGood: I like her too. AND I like Angelina - WHOA! But I think the lady has to have a thick skin to let all that "Poor Jen" shit not bother her. Plus she's half Greek so she's awesome in my book.
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    10/11/09

    @Maritsa: Me, too! We are miracles incomprehensible to the tabloids -- people who like Jen & Angelina because of their work and/or who they are themselves rather than *gasp* *who they are in relation to a man!*
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    So when did Madonna morph into Sharon Stone?
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    10/11/09

    @midwesternmom: Sharon Stone circa Ginger McKenna in Casino - a part which, incidentally, Madonna auditioned for and lost.
    (Film nerd signing off now)
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    10/11/09

    @midwesternmom: Same surgeon?

    Gosh I'm nasty today.
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    10/11/09

    @midwesternmom: She looks freaking amazing. I want the number of her surgeon.
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    10/11/09


    @UrbanAchiever: Team Sharon, now & 4eva! (The 51-year-old minx posed topless in Paris March a coupla months ago.. WOWZA!)
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    10/11/09

    @greengrey: Hellz yeah. I know it's a politically incorrect lady-crime to pay to keep up your looks when you work in a business in which your success is largely...about your looks (for women), but tuff noogs. She. looks. frakkin'. awesome. in. this. photo.

    Her lift/fillers/whatever looks way better than Daryl Hall's new face situation. That guy gets the Bruce Jenner Award for 2009. See also: Steven Tyler.
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    10/11/09

    @snugbug: *saggy sigh* Yeah, I know. It's almost enough to make me question my rejection of plastic surgery, botox and HGH.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    You know what's cool too, Cruise family? Public School. Just sayin'.
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    whats_in_a_name promoted this comment ethelinefourteen was starred ethelinefourteen was unstarred
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    10/11/09

    @ethelinefourteen: Growing up in Toledo Katie probably has almost no idea what a public school is. There are some around but just about everybody goes to a catholic school.
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    10/11/09

    @whats_in_a_name: Hey, I went to a public school in Toledo! And it was awesome. Just about everybody RICH goes to a catholic school in Toledo, though, yes.
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    10/11/09

    @audioblitz13: My apologies, I just moved to Toledo a year ago, and everybody I've met went to catholic school regardless of there families income so i assumed that everybody did.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    Hilary? It;s called a bathrobe. They make really nice ones, and you can get one pretty much anywhere.
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    10/11/09

    @XavierLucage: But she says she is still in bed, so all she needs to do is pull the old covers up to her chin and chill. She wouldn't be draping herself atop the covers when the kid is around. Right?...right?
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    10/11/09

    @UrbanAchiever: Aww, I had the same problem with my ex's son. Kids like to launch themselves into your bed to wake you up sometimes. And then watch cartoons while lolling on your arm. I had to start wearing pjs because it made me kind of uncomfortable.
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    10/11/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: I guess that's why they invented little silk camis. For situations like the one you describe.
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    10/11/09

    In reply to Madonna Drops Her Celebrity Trainer, Angelina Gives Brad A Makeover, And Robert Pattinson Can't Get A Date
    While I can imagine how your whole life revolving around the Twilight series might be a little tedious, Kristen and Robert need to STFU because it's made them a shit ton of money.
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    10/11/09

    @jemandtheholograms: wow, you're right. fifteen year old girls have pretty much bought their silence- foreverrr!
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    10/11/09

    @jemandtheholograms: Because anyone who has made a lot of money doing something has no right to complain...
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    10/11/09

    @jemandtheholograms: These comments make me love the Harry Potter cast even more. I could be wrong, but I don't remember Daniel Radcliffe pulling this woe is me crap.
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    10/11/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: Nobody chased Daniel Radcliffe in front of a moving car.
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    10/11/09

    @Bgirl_Hamster: Agreed. Team Radcliffe.
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    10/11/09

    @msridiculous447: It's not that they can't complain, but pretty much every single comment is from the two of them is about how hard it is for them to be in the Twilight franchise. It's a little hard to feel bad for them when the unemployment rate in this country is off the charts.
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