Miley Cyrus does drugs. Miley Cyrus does a lot of drugs. She smokes weed and pops some molly here and there. Miley's cool with drugs because she's a cool girl now. Didya hear that Miley Cyrus likes to do drugs?
It's Coachella o'clock! Which means, of course, that a bunch of nervous, entitled white children in macrame shirts are pooping in buckets in a desert somewhere (if one of their poops casts a shadow, then it means six more weeks of war bonnets!). And also Moby is there! It's weird!
Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked…
Today in Tweet Beat, rapper Talib Kweli is mad about Ashley Judd's statements criticizing hip hop. Plus, Dr. Ruth makes sense.
Today in Tweet Beat, we're left wondering if hell has frozen over given Michael Lohan's recent tweet. Plus, Ice-T and his doggy's style.
Today in Tweet Beat, for some reason celebrities seem to find it completely amazing that today is 1/11/11.
Today in Tweet Beat, Chris Brown defends his decision to post a picture of his domestic violence course completion certificate. Plus, Kelly Osbourne defends Miley Cyrus.
Today in Tweet Beat, Josh Groban doesn't take himself seriously. Plus, Mariah Carey wants to move in to the Magic Kingdom's Cinderella's castle.
Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities are disappointed that marijuana was not legalized for recreational use in California yesterday. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag seems like she's high anyway.
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Rob Zombie, Elizabeth Banks, and Roger Ebert mourn the death of graphic novelist Harvey Pekar. Plus, William Shatner is hanging out in a cardboard box on the streets of New York.
In a profile in today's New York Times, Moby admitted that though he doesn't have Asperger syndrome, he likes to "pretend I do. It makes me sound more interesting." Yeah, no, Moby. It actually makes you sound like a dick.
Today in Tweet Beat, Rivers Cuomo has nocturnal emissions, William Shatner is eating and driving, and Bow Wow chooses his choice.
Today in Tweet Beat, Weezy opens a Twitter account eight days before his one-year jail sentence begins, Courtney Love (sorta) remembers Kurt Cobain's birthday, and Kim Zolciak posts a picture in which she claims to be makeup-free.
Today in Tweet Beat, Kelly Osbourne, Tracey Emin, Jeremy Scott and other celebs grieve over the death of Alexander McQueen, via Twitter and emoticons. Also, Spencer Pratt has an hyperbaric oxygen chamber.
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio gets berated by followers after posting a picture of Michelle Obama making fun of her appearance (it's okay though - he has black friends!). Also, Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler.
Today in Tweet Beat, Ashton Kutcher, Kathy Najimy, Rose McGowan and many more express their grief on Twitter, Moby lives next door to crackheads, and Michael Lohan opened an official account on the advice of his attorney.
Where can you find Ed Westwick, Alexa Chung, Henry Kissinger and Moby in one room? Why, the 37th International Emmy Awards gala at the New York Hilton and Towers, of course! And yes, the clothes were equally...varied.
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s.
