Miley Cyrus does drugs. Miley Cyrus does a lot of drugs. She smokes weed and pops some molly here and there. Miley's cool with drugs because she's a cool girl now. Didya hear that Miley Cyrus likes to do drugs?
It's Coachella o'clock! Which means, of course, that a bunch of nervous, entitled white children in macrame shirts are pooping in buckets in a desert somewhere (if one of their poops casts a shadow, then it means six more weeks of war bonnets!). And also Moby is there! It's weird!
Someone has been trying to buy the rights to professional celebrity Kim Kardashian's sex tape from Vivid Entertainment. There's been speculation that the party interested in paying the porn company the tape's $30 million asking price is actually Kim and giant husband Kris themselves, but those rumors were debunked…
Today in Tweet Beat, rapper Talib Kweli is mad about Ashley Judd's statements criticizing hip hop. Plus, Dr. Ruth makes sense.
Today in Tweet Beat, we're left wondering if hell has frozen over given Michael Lohan's recent tweet. Plus, Ice-T and his doggy's style.
Today in Tweet Beat, for some reason celebrities seem to find it completely amazing that today is 1/11/11.
Today in Tweet Beat, Josh Groban doesn't take himself seriously. Plus, Mariah Carey wants to move in to the Magic Kingdom's Cinderella's castle.
Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities are disappointed that marijuana was not legalized for recreational use in California yesterday. Meanwhile, Heidi Montag seems like she's high anyway.
In a profile in today's New York Times, Moby admitted that though he doesn't have Asperger syndrome, he likes to "pretend I do. It makes me sound more interesting." Yeah, no, Moby. It actually makes you sound like a dick.
Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio gets berated by followers after posting a picture of Michelle Obama making fun of her appearance (it's okay though - he has black friends!). Also, Elizabeth Banks gets mistaken for Chelsea Handler.
Where can you find Ed Westwick, Alexa Chung, Henry Kissinger and Moby in one room? Why, the 37th International Emmy Awards gala at the New York Hilton and Towers, of course! And yes, the clothes were equally...varied.