Introducing Emoji Dick, the All-Emoji Translation of Moby Dick

It kills me that people have the time/energy/motivation for something like this when I often can't even muster up the energy to wave my dog away from the poop she's eating. Jesus Christ, Internet. What are you on? And where can I get it? (And do you accept bitcoin?) » 11/19/13 12:40pm 11/19/13 12:40pm

James Franco May Be the Most Purple Prose-y Film Critic Ever

Not content with being the kind of guy that would just write one review of a movie starring his contemporaries, James Franco returned to Vice to share some more thoughts with us, this time, on Leviathan, a film NPR called "a documentary — and yet not a documentary." (Okay.) This time, Franco's review revealed far… » 5/23/13 7:45pm 5/23/13 7:45pm

Museum Hosts Dick Marathon

Moby Dick, that is. This weekend, the whaling museum in New Bedford, MA hosted hosted a 25 hour tag team reading of Melville's classic. Congressman Barney Frank was among the readers, and several gluttons-for-punishment former English majors among the listeners. » 1/09/11 4:30pm 1/09/11 4:30pm

Dear Moby And Miley: Please Shut Up About The Disorders You Don't…

In a profile in today's New York Times, Moby admitted that though he doesn't have Asperger syndrome, he likes to "pretend I do. It makes me sound more interesting." Yeah, no, Moby. It actually makes you sound like a dick. » 3/28/10 2:50pm 3/28/10 2:50pm