Hell Candy Face-Off: Pumpkin Spice Latte M&Ms Versus the Dreaded Dutch Ficorice
Welcome to Cavity Connoisseur, a new occasional column about refined sugar. It has to be occasional or else it will kill me.
Consumers Believe That Candy Stamped with a Green Label Is Somehow Healthy Candy
America's largest purveyors of fine Easter chocolates think you're dumb, so dumb, in fact, that they think a green label on a pack of M&Ms will trick you into thinking that those M&Ms are somehow good for you. Or at least better for you than other candy-coated chocolates.
The Back Cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Tells You to Fuck a Piece of Chocolate
Did you notice the ad on the back cover of this year's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue? (You have a subscription to that, right?) It's a lot like the front cover, which features Kate Upton standing in freezing Antartica in nothing but undies and an unzipped winter coat (fun fact: this almost killed her), only…
Meet Ms. Brown, the Talking M&M and Feminist Candy Icon
If you've spent hours fretting that there aren't enough feminist candy spokespeople, here's some good news for you: M&M's will unveil a new lady character in an exciting Super Bowl commercial. Her name is Ms. Brown, and she represents, you guessed it, the brown M&M! She will join the five other talking M&M…
The 8 Most Sexist TV Commercials Of All Time
Cracked.com has compiled videos of the most mind-bogglingly sexist ads ever presented on TV, from the first Barbie ad in 1959 to a recent commercial that extols the joy of housework to little girls.
