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Feel Old With Our "How Many Pro Athletes Are Younger Than You?" Tool

An important milestone on your inexorable march toward bleak death is the sudden realization that most professional athletes are younger than you are. To help this along, the tool below calculates the percentage of players in the NFL, NBA, NHL, and MLB who are already younger than you are at this very moment. »4/30/14 2:39pm4/30/14 2:39pm

Lil Wayne Sang 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game' and We Were Like 'Hell Yeah, Fuckin' Right'

I don't think that I am being simplistic when I say that love is one of the most important feelings that a human being can experience, so please go forward in good faith knowing that I am not being flippant or irresponsible with what I'm about to say. I fell in love last night. I know, I know! We never thought it… »10/22/12 3:40pm10/22/12 3:40pm