Not Even Mitt Romney Knows What He Thinks About Abortion

There's a scene in Pulp Fiction (spoiler alert, for all you people who lead moss-like lives under big rocks in the middle of the Yukon) when hitmen Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield are engaged in one of their many heated tête-à-têtes (about whether or not their not getting pasted during a hit gone wrong was a miracle) as… » 7/10/12 12:50pm 7/10/12 12:50pm

It Finally Occurs To The Obama Campaign That Mitt Romney Is A Crazier…

Earlier this week, Obama senior campaign strategist David Axelrod threw some shade at Mitt Romney on CBS This Morning: "He must watch Mad Men and think it's the evening news … [he's] oblivious to the experiences of everyday people." This proves two things: » 4/28/12 1:06pm 4/28/12 1:06pm

Mitt Romney Inadvertently Endorses Girls By Encouraging Young People…

I must admit that after Mitt Romney's victory lap speech on Tuesday night, I was impressed with the guy. Even though it was mostly substanceless political niceties balanced with a hearty dose of empty thought calories, Romney didn't appear robotic and distant. He even managed to muster some passion. But gaffe-free… » 4/27/12 6:30pm 4/27/12 6:30pm

Retro Mitt Romney Sounds Like a More Progressive Modern Mitt Romney

Way back in 1994 when Mitt Romney was running for best-quaffed alderman of Massachusetts, he sounded sort of reasonable. He talked about the importance of childcare and how working people should be able to have reliable childcare in their places of business (except, maybe, if they were welders or something dangerous… » 4/15/12 4:30pm 4/15/12 4:30pm

Mittens Is Having Lady Troubles

Now that we know Mitt Romney will be the Republican presidential candidate unless a chasm opens beneath his feet and swallows him into the Earth's core, he's referring all questions about lady voters to his wife of 43 years, if only because Ann's vagina better allows her to address women's issues. » 4/08/12 12:30pm 4/08/12 12:30pm

Mittens Enjoys His Pancakes with a Sprinkle of Dispassion

Have you ever seen anyone this unmoved by pancakes? Mittens doesn't even seem to be that tickled by the punning restaurant from whence one of his aides-de-camp procured his breakfast treat — Pancakes Eggcetera, which the former Massachusetts governor notes with presidential aplomb is "kind of a play on words." Kind of?… » 3/17/12 12:00pm 3/17/12 12:00pm