50 Things Cooler Than Mitt Romney Running for President [Update]

According to The Daily Beast, Mitt 'Mittsdemeanor' Romney, Esquire, former Governor of Massachusetts and since perpetual Presidential also-ran, is announcing today that he's running for President in 2016. I guess when you're a millionaire with a car elevator, you can treat running for President the way urban… »1/30/15 10:50am1/30/15 10:50am

Not Even Mitt Romney Knows What He Thinks About Abortion

There's a scene in Pulp Fiction (spoiler alert, for all you people who lead moss-like lives under big rocks in the middle of the Yukon) when hitmen Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield are engaged in one of their many heated tête-à-têtes (about whether or not their not getting pasted during a hit gone wrong was a miracle)… »7/10/12 12:50pm7/10/12 12:50pm

Mitt Romney Inadvertently Endorses Girls By Encouraging Young People to Live Off Parents

I must admit that after Mitt Romney's victory lap speech on Tuesday night, I was impressed with the guy. Even though it was mostly substanceless political niceties balanced with a hearty dose of empty thought calories, Romney didn't appear robotic and distant. He even managed to muster some passion. But gaffe-free… »4/27/12 6:30pm4/27/12 6:30pm

Retro Mitt Romney Sounds Like a More Progressive Modern Mitt Romney

Way back in 1994 when Mitt Romney was running for best-quaffed alderman of Massachusetts, he sounded sort of reasonable. He talked about the importance of childcare and how working people should be able to have reliable childcare in their places of business (except, maybe, if they were welders or something dangerous… »4/15/12 4:30pm4/15/12 4:30pm

Mittens Enjoys His Pancakes with a Sprinkle of Dispassion

Have you ever seen anyone this unmoved by pancakes? Mittens doesn't even seem to be that tickled by the punning restaurant from whence one of his aides-de-camp procured his breakfast treat — Pancakes Eggcetera, which the former Massachusetts governor notes with presidential aplomb is "kind of a play on words." Kind… »3/17/12 12:00pm3/17/12 12:00pm