Mitt Romney, who has been repeatedly and alarmingly attempting to shed his humorless droid persona in a limp bid to #StopTrump, reportedly joked (!) at the National Republican Congressional Committee’s annual dinner about Donald Trump’s various “foreign” wives.
Mitt Romney, a cryogenically reanimated TV announcer from the 60's, is back in the publicity game because he wants Trump gone and also would love some attention from those “millennials” he keeps hearing about!
Mitt Romney has been on an anti-Trump tear this week—on Thursday, Romney and John McCain denounced Trump in terms that were unprecedented for previous party nominees, calling Trump a “fraud” who is “playing the American public for suckers”; Romney has also called for the release of Trump’s tax audits, which is very…
Mitt Romney decided to make a go at relevancy during the February 25 GOP debate by being very ironic. The former presidential hopeful, who caused a stir back in 2012 over his initial refusal to release his tax returns, took Donald Trump to task over the fact that yes, Virginia, it is possible to turn over your tax…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Mitt Romney and company may have just set a record, Megyn Kelly makes fun of John Boehner and Kim Kardasian got a pretty good gift.
In a scene torn straight from your most unsettling sexual nightmares, former presidential candidate Mitt Romney hosted New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Florida Senator Marco Rubio at his house for a sleepover. “It was fun,” Rubio told reporters the next day, while we all shuddered, suddenly chilled to the bone…
James “Whitey” Bulger, the Boston crime boss who was the inspiration for Jack Nicholson’s Frank Costello in The Departed, wrote three teens through their school’s leadership program and no, this is not a joke.
While Hillary Clinton was busy running for president in New York, Mitt Romney held a fundraiser in Park City, Utah where he reportedly said that he wouldn’t be surprised if the GOP turned out to be “the party that has two women on the ticket.”
Hello, all. Let’s just right into things because it’s been a rough day and I’d like to give everyone enough time to load up at the Trader Joe’s wine section and toast to the end of this week.
In an interview this week with world softball-question champion Katie Couric, two-time loser Mitt "Mittens" Romney says he's not running for president again because it doesn't "feel right." He also doesn't believe that "binders full of women" lost him any votes, although he does wish "I would have said that…
According to The Daily Beast, Mitt 'Mittsdemeanor' Romney, Esquire, former Governor of Massachusetts and since perpetual Presidential also-ran, is announcing today that he's running for President in 2016. I guess when you're a millionaire with a car elevator, you can treat running for President the way urban…
So: Rand Paul, 2016 presidential hopeful (LOL), is lonely and mad about the fact that Mitt Romney, 2016 presidential hopeful (LOL), is hanging out with Jeb Bush, 2016 presidential hopeful (LOL), in Utah right now.
The fewer political things he does, the more likable Mitt Romney is. Case in point: his new gig blogging about being a curious, hiking adventure guy who takes his grandkids on educational vacations through the American West like he's earning every particle of that WORLD'S BEST GRANDPA coffee mug he probably drinks…
It's been a heady two weeks for MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry, but she found an unexpected ally in right wing talking head Glenn Beck. Following her show's controversial comments about Mitt Romney's adopted black grandson and tearful apology, Beck supported Harris-Perry on his own show and even chastised her…
On an episode of her show last week, Melissa Harris-Perry made (what some considered to be) unkind remarks about Kieran Romney, Mitt Romney's adopted African-American grandchild. In the episode, Harris-Perry referred to Kieran being out of place in the Romney family pictures and stated that she would like to see a…
Melissa Harris-Perry is facing criticism after two members of a panel on her MSNBC show this past Sunday made jokes surrounding the black, adopted grandchild of former Massachusetts governor and presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
If you've ever wanted a behind-the-scenes look at a presidential candidate getting his ass handed to him, you're in luck. Netflix just dropped the trailer for its upcoming documentary Mitt, the work of a journalist who stuck to Romney like a barnacle as he tried for six years to become president.
Oh my goodness. Everyone, please sit down. In news that is sure to basically destroy everything we thought we knew about the beautiful unicorn soul angel that is Mitt Romney, word comes today that—brace yourselves—he made fat jokes.
A new book about Romney's failed campaign reveals that Mittens took an internal family poll in 2010 over whether he should run for president. Ten out of twelve said no, including Romney himself. Eesh.
