In today's Tweet Beat, Missy Elliott and Timbaland are falling asleep listening to the radio, Kendra Wilkinson and Heidi Montag think ladies want their husbands and Kate Mara is not dating her cousin.
You guys, Missy Elliott, the supa-dupaest of the supa-dupa flys, is planning a comeback! While Elliott hasn't said when she will return to music (she hasn't had a full album in almost ten years), she is planning on it when she's able to find the perfect project.
Incredibly, Justin Timberlake genuinely seemed to have no idea that "Take Back The Night," his latest club single for all of us to get SeXXXy to, shares a name with a massive sexual assault awareness campaign.
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Alpha males Robert De Niro and Jay-Z's squabbling almost ruined Leonardo DiCaprio's birthday party for everyone. De Niro let Hova have it for mentioning that he'd be willing to record a song for the Tribeca Film Festival and then failing to return any of De Niro's calls to follow through. Jay-Z tried to joke about it…
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ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her enceinte…
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Breaking: Prince William and Kate Middleton speak French! They've totally charmed the pants off the Canadians. According to reports, William addressed his hosts in Ottawa in both English and French, then cracked a joke about his language skills. "It will improve as we go on," the Duke quipped. [AP, People]
This report…
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Rumor has it that Lauren Conrad and actor boyfriend Kyle Howard have "split amicably after three years together."
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Today in Tweet Beat, Pauly D goes to Disney World, Missy Elliott clears up a sorta rumor, and Snooki releases her line of slippers.
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[London, July 3. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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The large amount of pop songs giving props to sex and blow jobs almost drown out the ones about oral pleasures given to women. Here, we give a rundown of songs in which ladies singing the praise of being eating out.
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Have you been watching The Wendy Williams Show? If you're not (and you're home at 10 AM every weekday), then you should be. It's the talk radio star's live, morning talk show where she pretty much does the same thing she does on the radio — i.e., gossiping and butting into the business of celebs — but sporting nicer…
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[New York, August 4. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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We were psyched to see this new Doritos commercial because first of all, it's for Doritos Collisions (two flavors in one bag!). Secondly, the company's new spokesperson is Missy Elliott, who makes a far better (and more believable) Doritos Girl than Ali Landry. (Remember that flash in the pan?) Anyway, Doritos + Missy …
Lil' Kim and her girl Missy gettin' pissy up in Bennigan's. JK! They're gettin' pissy up in the video shoot for Kim's single "No Matter What They Say." In this behind-the-scenes footage, you can see Missy drinking so much champagne that she passes out. She pulls it together enough to act crazy for the cameras, which…
