• kudos

    Wife-Beater Website Shut Down

    We tend to focus on the assholes and their Missdemeanors, but sometimes it's nice to give props. So thanks Patrick Greene for fighting the good fight. [Dallas Morning News]
    02/26/09
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    Comment by Little Green Frog: Have you all seen the comments on the article? People are attacking him for doing that, and even offering to host... 13 Responses | Other threads

  • naomi campbell

    Naomi Campbell Has "Pancake Bosoms," Rihanna Has "Saucer Nips" And Kristin Cavallari "Ruins" Pictures By Wearing A Bra

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we accuse gossip bloggers of Crimes Against Womanity. We do this because the gossip industry is sexist, and only getting worse. These people are paid to write "gossip" but, 99% of the time, the words they use to go with celebrity pictures denigrate, critique, belittle and objectify women. This week: Breasts. They're too flat, they're too big, they're too good, their areolas are not good enough. Plus! This is a "very special" episode of Missdemeanors, as you shall see. The continued degradation of female celebrities, after the jump. More »
    08/01/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by CherrySoda: I amSOGLADthat someone is calling TMZ out on this! The AOL-owned gossip rags consistently write THE most offensively critical descriptions... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Missdemeanors

    No Missdemeanors today! But a reader nominates this entry from DListed, about Anne Hathaway: "Dear Diary, No matter what I do I can't get this awful fish taste out of my mouth. I've tried brushing with baking soda, rinsing with vinegar and nothing. It just won't go away and people are starting to ask questions. I know I could stop eating fish, but I just love the taste. I'll ask Heather Matarazzo what to do. She'll know. Love, Kisses and Sushi, More »
    07/25/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by AWeeScar: Fish? These people have no originality. I hope I'm either a better lover or a better cook... more » | Other threads

  • miley cyrus

    Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should Live In A Concentration Camp

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Eva Longoria is fat and Miley Cyrus is a slut. That's all anyone wanted to blog about...really. (Remember ladies! In gossip blog land you can never be too thin or too virginal.) As usual, the continued degradation of female celebrities and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    07/18/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by CommanderSheppard: C'mon not every concentration camp existed during the Holocaust. In no way does WWTDD's joke go there. It's a harsh joke... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A "Global Whore"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Liv Tyler is fat; Jessica Biel is a dog; Brooke Hogan is a yeti; and Jennifer Love Hewitt's body makes one blogger sigh, "Oh, dear." As usual, bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    07/11/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by mrsryan: This was from The Skinny's myspace after someone emailed her calling her "fat" and "sad": "To everyone else that is emailing... more » | Other threads

  • perez hilton

    Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A Beard"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Christie Brinkely wasn't satisfying her husband; Sienna Miller has three holes; Harlow Madden looks "unfortunate"; Rachel Hunter looks like a "Lesbian Lumberjack Circus Clown" and Britney's ass.... well, she seems to have some hair on it. As so many humans,male or female. Of course, if you're male and the only naked woman you have ever seen was in a porn film, you won't know this. Anyway, folks: It's been another great week of "writing" "gossip" on the Internet. Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    07/03/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Lishmay: @Ruby_Slippers: I'm with ya sista~My sentence- a diligent crack tweezing. more » | Other threads

  • gossip blogs

    "[Alli Sims] Is So Fuckin' Doughy You Wouldn't Be Surprised If You Walked In On Britney Trying To Eat Her Leg"

    Welcome back to our weekly examination of the Crimes Against Womanity committed by gossip bloggers and the virtual wristslaps we issue out to our grammatically and creatively-challenged web friends. In this edition, we give Alli Sims (Britney's former assistant and aspiring pop-star), Brooke Hogan, Jennifer Garner, Britney Spears, and Rock of Love 2's Daisy de la Hoya. More »
    06/27/08
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    By Maria

    Comment by margit: Well done. It's sad that all one needs to get attention on the internet is to write a blog attacking women's... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway Through A Sex Change. "

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. These week the "writers" of these celebrity blogs call Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff 'fat', Tila Tequila a 'whore', and Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend) is a "maid" getting "preferential treatment" because of her ethnicity. After the jump, we punish the blogerati for their idiocy. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    06/20/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by LiberalManifesto: Perez Hilton's over. No one cares about him and his crude "comments" on celebrities anymore. more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A Load In Paris Hilton."

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. According to these numbnuts, Samantha Ronson is a "man," Paris Hilton's lady bits are toxic waste equivalents, and Shauna Sand's vagina looks like a "badly packed suitcase." WTF Does that even mean? Check out the usual suspects and their patented brand of maleficent misogyny alongside some fitting punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    06/13/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by Trixie from Toronto: Sorry, but I laughed out loud -- over and over again -- reading that description of Paris Hilton's vagina. It... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Lily Allen Is "Tubby And Party-Hat Nippled"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. You know, we rage against the celebrity blogger machine every week for being anti-female, but maybe we should rage against them more frequently for being anti-funny. Because seriously? These people make the same. Jokes. Every. Damn. Week. Pregnant women are [insert word for "fat" here]; Paris Hilton is [insert term for "slut" here]. It's like playing misogynist madlibs with these fools. If they're going to be jerks, the least they could do is be moderately creative. But alas! Join us in applying some much deserved Jezebel justice to these cliché cocks, after the jump. More »
    06/06/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by stabbycat: I've seen Lily Allen's nipples -- hell, we all have -- and they looked happy enough to me. is that... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Some readers ask why we do this, since, quite often, the same damn blogs are always listed. Well, we received an email from DailyBlogTips.com, naming the Top 25 Celebrity Blogs. These are some of the most profitable blogs on the internet. On the list: Perez Hilton, TMZ, The Superficial, WWTDD, Egotastic and Dlisted. We have no problem with them making money; we have a problem with them making money off of sexist and misogynist writing. As long as they write effed up posts, we'll call them on it. This week, Kim Cattrall is a "weathered old hag," Brooke Hogan is "fugly," and Lindsay Lohan "will hurt herself scrambling to get to your penis." It's been another great week of "writing" "gossip" on the Internet. Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    05/30/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Penny: Dlisted is my last guilty pleasure. You may commence with stone throwing. 1 Responses | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean To Be Its Mate"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, rape jokes are back! Also, Britney is a manatee and a whale; Linda Hogan is a stripper; even Adam Sandler's 2-year-old daughter gets insulted. [W.T.F. -Ed.] Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    05/23/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by sublimelazy: ok I had no idea who lilly allen was until 30 seconds ago. Amy Winehouse has lilly allen beat... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, "boys want" Christina Aguilera's boobs, someone would like to slice Lily Allen's belly and someone else offers rape tips. Another great week of "writing" "gossip" on the Internet! Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    05/16/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by crackbabyjesus: @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Don't shoot the messenger, dumbass. If you don't believe there are plenty... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, women get mocked for being too fat, for having cellulite, for being too fit and therefore not sexy, and, of course, for having a miscarriage. Plus! Excerpts from an interview with the man behind Drunken Stepfather. Bloggers continue to degrade female celebrity bodies, so we continue to punish them, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    05/09/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by clyderambutt: The Lily Allen blurb is completely inappropriate, however, so was Lily Allen's behavior while pregnant. 'It's her body' and... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, everyone is a transvestite, according to the usual offenders: Brooke Shields' "legs finally gaveout from the weight of her testicles", while Khloe Kardashian and Brooke Hogan should "swap tips on shaving their testicles." Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! More »
    05/02/08
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    By Jessica

    Comment by BlueParadox: So basically, any woman who does fit their standard for height and such is not only unsexy but manish, and... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Another great week of woman-bashing on the internet, you guys. Fergie's gender gets questioned — as does the gender of Julie Andrews. What has she ever done to anyone? Besides playing beloved icons Mary Poppins and Fraulein Maria? In addition: Denise Richards "used to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on earth," Kelly Clarkson is too fat to be naked and Kim Kardashian looks like a tranny call girl. Sigh. The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. (And, because these sites rely on readers and suck the life out of them the way parasites rely on hosts, all sentences today will be parasitic infestations.) More »
    04/25/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Jon Hallowell: "I'm sorry, but female genital mutilation Is.Not.Funny." yea but when chicks do it it is funny? Teeth? Damn i don't know if females... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Not Even Her Milky Tits Can Hide The Fact That She's Almost The Size Of A Small Minivan"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Same circus, different clowns, you guys. Getting pregnant "ruins everything," Pink is "a dude" and Katherine Heigl "needs to work on her legs. The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. (And, because someone picked on Brooke Hogan, all sentences today will be pro-wrestling moves.) More »
    04/18/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by PhilippaSnow: This just in, Katherine Heigl has fat thighs. And so, apparently, do I. Must be the exercise routine we share. more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. There was sooooo much bullshit this week, including a lovely diatribe about feminists by your friend Drunken Stepfather. Also! Pregnant women are "monsters," Sharon Stone "looks her age," Jennifer Love Hewitt has a "big ass" and so much more. Another great week of "writing" on the internet! The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. More »
    04/11/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Lillian Hellwoman: Drunken Stepfather's a fucking moron and anyone who reads that site for enjoyment and takes it seriously is most certainly... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Women are sluts, look like dudes, are probably on line for abortions and should get AIDS. Another great week of "writing" on the internet! The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. More »
    04/04/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Chivone: I am always confused by the Missdemeanors thing. Jezebel says some snarky comments about other women but everyone else-who are... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Ali Lohan Should "Replace Her Toothbrush With A Penis"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week was just annoying. The offenders were annoying, the crimes were annoying, and the fact that the same old crap — degradation of women in the name of "funny" or "edgy" blogging — keeps coming up again and again is super annoying. Monitoring Jessica Alba's workout habits, Sienna Miller being branded a slut and the sexualization of female celebs under 18 are just some of the reasons one can get SO ANNOYED. The accused, and the annoyances, after the jump. More »
    03/28/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by CherryBlossom: [www.spock.com] more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Almost Any Girl With A Dick In Her Mouth Could Be Mistaken For Lindsay Lohan"

    Well, folks, another Friday, another shitty week in the gossip blog universe. It's simply amazing how many writers think trashing and insulting women is "funny." With that, we welcome you back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    03/21/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by LucyInTheSky777: i had never heard the "heather mills was a hooker" one, but now that i think of it, it doesn't... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Liv Tyler Is A "Pale Fattie" With A "Hilariously Small Head"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=fat. WTF people?? Also, Celine Dion must be an animal, since she has body hair; Jamie Lynn Spears must be a Star Wars villain, since she is pregnant; and Liv Tyler is a "pale fattie." All this and so much more, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    03/14/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by BlueParadox: I know all about that Perez clown, and the other people described say equally stupid things. Insulting Liv Tyler was... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Kim Kardashian Is A "Fat Bitch" Who "Thinks It's OK To Wear A Bikini"

    It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. What is wrong with these gossip bloggers, anyway? Were they all abused as children? Do they talk about their mothers and sisters this way? How can they nonchalantly pick on women, and their bodies, day after day and still have souls? [Or readers? The majority of their pageviews come from young women! -Ed.] So many questions, not a lot of answers. And tomorrow is International Women's Day. Females have been fighting for justice and equality for decades; yet oppression and denigration still exists. This week in the blogs, pregnant still=fat. A person "wishes" an eating disorder on another person. And Lindsay Lohan's belly is under the microscope. The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    03/07/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Suggestions? STOP POSTING ABOUT DS. That blog doesn't merit the attention you give it. (As a matter of fact, I don't think I... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Lily Allen's "Lady Parts Are As Numb As Her Heart"

    It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=Fat; women still=sluts, miscarriage="funny." The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    02/29/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by birthdaycake: Did y'all know that the Drunken Stepfather creature has a facebook? [www.facebook.com] And supporters??? I'm not advocating the use of firebombs, but... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    If Natalie Portman Is "Not Going To Make An Effort" By Getting Implants, She Should Just Stay Home

    Oh, Missdemeanors. So very necessary, unfortunately. Because who else is going to issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity? This week: Model Laetita Casta just isn't thin enough, Lindsay Lohan is a "whore," Kirstie Alley is too fat to bend over in the shower and Natalie Portman is "flat" and needs implants. Effing hell. The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    02/22/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by nolovehere: f*#@ hollywood tuna more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Alyssa Milano, Big Feet & Pubic Hair: That's What Little Boys Are Afraid Of

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week was pretty slow, but there was some smack-talk about Britney's nethers, unwaxed pubic areas, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller and big feet. Plus! A nearly incomprehensible message about Alyssa Milano. The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    02/15/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by little stripes: @Gamaray18: So it's only ppre-pubescent when a woman shaves, but not when a man does? Okay. more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Pregnant Women Are "Fat Bitches" With "More Chins Than A Chinese Phone Book"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, the misogynists are on about stretched-out vadges, pregnancy neck and 15-year-old bungholes. Not cool, people. Plus: A special racist post! The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    02/08/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by ♥ dosido☮: I want to marry the guys who write for The Onion: Woman Overjoyed by Giant Uterine Parasite more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Cellulite-Spotting, Period Sex & "Sizeable Blammos"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Not much is going on this week, besides the misadventures of the ailing Britney Spears. Still: Bad decisions were made. The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! More »
    02/01/08
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    By Dodai

    Comment by Kataluna: About Drunken Stepfather...why don't we have HIS picture as the pic for this series...he's the WORST!I heard a great quote... more » | Other threads

  • crimes against womanity

    Women In Prison Need Help, Not Hecklers

    According to an article in today's Guardian, there are more than 4,400 female prisoners in England. (According to figures from two years ago, there were 112,000 women in prison in the U.S., and the number is rising.) Four out of five have mental health issues; half have been victims of abuse; one in three has a child under the age of five. Writes Angela Greatley, chief executive of Sainsbury Centre for Mental Health: "Very few women prisoners actually need to be in custody. Most need a package of support that spans several public services: from health and social care to housing and employment support. Very often it is the failure of those services to work well together that has led the women to prison in the first place." But some people think the idea of a jailed woman is awesome, thus the existence of Conjugal Harmnony. More »
    01/29/08
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    By dodai

    Comment by whyknot: @J.D.Regent: i like you better now than crappy hour, thanks. more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "Periods Are Unnatural And Disgusting Even If Science Tries To Trick Us Into Thinking They Are Normal"

    Today we learned that regardless of the bountiful abundance of evidence to the contrary, men invariably think they are smarter than women. And women agree with them! (Ahhhhh, could women be any stupider????) Anyhow, that got me thinking about Missdemeanors, the Jezebel feature in which we call out celebrity bloggers for their rampant use of misogynist humor. It was a task fell on me today, because Amelia got a new job, and I struggled with it for two reasons. Namely, 1. I think I am missing the gene that processes how to be "offended" and 2. "misogynist humor" is an oxymoron. Right? I mean, you can be a misogynist, and you can be funny. But can you be both at the same time? Have any of you ever laughed at a joke that was genuinely derived from a misogynistic set of assumptions/beliefs/values? Only dumbshits do that! And I don't really care about dumbshits on the internet, because none of them are smart. But that's just the problem: many of them believe they are smart anyway. Because they are dudes! More »
    01/25/08
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    By Moe

    Comment by The Authority: Say: can I stand objectively back from this a moment and ask myself without smiling who has less power here,... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    "She's One Of Those Girls You'd Totally Want To Slip The Date Rape Drug"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. So obvi, the worst crime committed this week, was the posting of Britney's period stain on x17. I am not even going to link to that shit. For shame. Also, which brand of tampon is she using because that is kind of some insane leakage. Anyhoo, the bloggers whose offenses will be ticked off this week include Rian at The Skinny, Perez "I'm A Big Fat Fake Kid Lover" Hilton, and basically everyone else on the web, because GODDAMN, it was a bang out misogynistic week. Let the Jezebel Justice System BEGIN! More »
    01/18/08
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    By amparry

    Comment by zombie.sweetheart: i love michael k more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Lesbian Rape Is Good For Mankind And Other Heinous Revelations

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. I'm officially and totally back to my typical bad mood so don't worry, there will be no boring awards for the bloggers this week, only ranting feminazism and copious amount of foul language. After the jump, unfair ageism, fantasies of girl on girl rape, and more criticism of Jennifer Love Hewitt. Let the Jezebel Justice System begin. More »
    01/11/08
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    By amparry

    Comment by monsters: @s0sarasaid: lol, "But I'm a Cheerleader" is one o' the best movies evar. Yanno, I don't think I've ever visited The... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Stop The Presses: There's Little To Bitch About In Gossip-Blogs Today

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Guys, I have a confession. I just could not get offended this week. Maybe it's because I just got engaged [Mazel Tov! -Ed.]. Maybe it's because Obama killed it in Iowa and I am so excited that I just can't get worked up over gossip blogger bullshit. Or maybe it's because I'm feeling upset over Britney Spears and it's taking my focus away from Missdemeanors. But regardless, I do think our usual suspects have taken the meanness down a notch this week and have upped the funny to the point where I literally guffawed over a Todd post on "I Don't Like You In That Way". WTF? So in honor of my general warm fuzziness, I'm giving out pats on the back this week as opposed to clamping on the cuffs. With one exception. (Perez still sucks.) More »
    01/04/08
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    By amparry

    Comment by MegSpencer: @jezamelia: Considering the heroic duty you perform by actually READING that trash for our entertainment? I couldn't really be... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Sex With Decapitated Dead Girls And Other Wholesome Blogger Fantasies

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. And oh my god, did this week's perps do their best to spoil our holiday spirit. [I was offended, and I am offended by nothing. -Moe] But in the spirit of forgiveness and as a testament to our faith in rehabilitation, we're going to hope they got it out of their systems this week and recommend New Years Resolutions for each of our defendants, in hopes they'll look at 2008 as the year to begin gossip blogging minus their usual rampant, wholly unoriginal misogyny...and maybe plus a little "funny" once in awhile? Let the Jezebel Justice System begin. More »
    12/28/07
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    By amparry

    Comment by eurotrashwonton: Dude. I really don't want to be a first-comment-posting asshole, but it's not just old ladies who take up knitting... more » | Other threads

  • missdemeanors

    Is A Tummy Tuck Really "Too Minor A Procedure To Fix" Britney?

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Happy Holidays! We're totally in the spirit of things, even though we dropped a glass on our foot this morning and are still gushing red, Christmas-y blood. Unfortunately, the gossip bloggers are not in the spirit of giving and are being just as misogynist as ever. Perez Hilton makes his return to our list, appropriate considering the great article we just read in EW called, "The Influence of Perez Hilton".
    "Yes, these outlets of the tawdry, the titillating, and the tabloid have finally broken through the ''legitimate'' news- source barrier: In 2007, more than 2,000 news stories were sourced to TMZ. With attention spans dwindling and the appetite for celeb gossip only growing, blogs like Hilton's are increasingly making fast, furious, and famous the marching orders of the mainstream media."
    Some of you have wondered why we bother linking to these bastards and I suppose it's so you can see for yourselves what mockery these guys are making of what could be a fun, but small, indulgence (as gossip on this site often is). Our hope is that in 2008 the truly funny, insightful, and witty gossip bloggers will remain (we love you DListed!) and that those who are only polluting the blogosphere, and now our other media outlets, will go the way of New Coke and Fashion Café - foggy memories of inconsequential stupid bull crap that captivated us for just a moment in time. Let the Jezebel Justice System begin! More »
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    "There's Still Time To Find Jessica And Start Punching Her In The Stomach"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Oh my god, so much controversy over last week's post! A response: Obviously we know that most (but not all coughRIANcough) of the bloggers we bitch about are participating in a little thing called satire. To a certain degree, Missdemeanors is engaging in a little satire as well. Emphasis on "little". Because the problem remains that all of the sites we pick on are guilty of focusing their "satire" on picking apart, belittling, sluttifying, and insulting women, which means they're completely and totally asking to be taken to task. The day WWTDD, Drunken Stepfather, and IDLYITW start directing their barbs towards men as well, is the day we will shut our cunty dyke feminazi pieholes. So... let the Jezebel Justice System begin. More »
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    Comment by SarahMC: I'm doing this!: @kaylinda: Yep, you're mean. more » | Other threads

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    "You Hot Little Slut" And Other Terms of Endearment

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. This was a weird week. In the wake of the whole Jennifer Love Hewitt bikini pic SCANDALE — which got a massive amount of highly worthwhile media attention after we called attention to the bloggers calling attention to her slightly-enlarged posterior — we were feeling kind of desensitized. Moe even started a short-lived IM relationship with the young gentleman behind the Drunken Stepfather blog in hopes of renewing her disgust. (What she learned: like most henpecked husbands living in Montreal, he's headed to Los Angeles this New Year's to see Justice! Also: he thinks JLH just shouldn't try to "squeeze" into such small bathing suit bottoms. Could that have averted this whole shitstorm to begin with? Could we actually all just get along? Ummmm not yet. More »
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    Comment by barbell: amiable perv He sounds more like bitter-sore-loser perv getting his crap fest on because some woman's dumped his ass too many... more » | Other threads

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    Hot New Trend: Punching A Pregnant Woman In The Belly

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. Now that we're in that period between Thanksgiving and Christmas, we're kind of suffering from seasonal affective disorder, which could explain why basically every blogger on the Interwebs was getting on our last fucking nerve. We narrowed the list of offenders down to four, all of whom are on at least their 5th strike. Drunken Stepfather makes horrid disparaging remarks about a now-dead teen, while Rian from The Skinny continues to work out her annoying body image issues in her typically boooooring style. God, we're in a foul fucking mood. More »
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    Comment by gracejones: My email is in response to the posting made about Jesus Martinez and the site drunkenstepfather.com, in regards to... more » | Other threads

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    "The Reason Dudes Rape Girls Is Because They Think The Girl Is Really Pretty"

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular gossip bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. This week we're laying off of Rian from The Skinny because it's the holidays and we know Thanksgiving must have been awfully hard for her. But Brendan from What Would Tyler Durden Do? goes where no one should ever go [hint: rape joke(s) + Zahara Jolie-Pitt = bad news]. As an aside, we want to send out huge kisses to Michael K from DListed, who, despite his usual sardonic slaying of every celebrity on the planet, was possibly the lone gossip blogger this week to leave little Lourdes Ciccone alone, saying, "I applaud Madonna for not allowing Lourdes to cover herself up in make-up and look like a cheap hooker like other girls her age." Amen! Let the Jezebel Justice System begin. More »
    11/23/07
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    Comment by Louweeze: @SugarpussOShea: Agreed. more » | Other threads

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    Comparing A Vadge To Cottage Cheese Is A Love Letter We Will Tear The Fuck Up

    Welcome back to Missdemeanors, where we issue a virtual spanking to the internet's most popular bloggers for their Crimes Against Womanity. After a slow week last week - aside from the scandal of posting Rian from The Skinny's photo - we're back in business! Jenny and her little bitch Todd continue to irk us on I Don't Like You In That Way, while a newbie - Drunken Stepfather - makes them look like Mr. Rogers in the Land of Make Believe. But as usual, Rian continues to remind us why posting that photo of her last week was totally obligatory (to quote her sorry ass). Let the Jezebel Justice System begin. More »
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    Comment by whynotshesaid: @StMawr: I think you are insane. more » | Other threads