Perez Hilton — the man who catapulted to fame by calling then-15-year-old Miley Cyrus a whore and a slut and erroneously announced the death of Fidel Castro — is launching a new website, Perezitos.com, which will focus on celebrity families and kids.
Wife-Beater Website Shut Down
We tend to focus on the assholes and their Missdemeanors, but sometimes it's nice to give props. So thanks Patrick Greene for fighting the good fight. [Dallas Morning News]
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