Naomi Campbell Has "Pancake Bosoms," Rihanna Has "Saucer Nips" And…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we accuse gossip bloggers of Crimes Against Womanity. We do this because the gossip industry is sexist, and only getting worse. These people are paid to write "gossip" but, 99% of the time, the words they use to go with celebrity pictures denigrate, critique, belittle and… » 8/01/08 5:00pm 8/01/08 5:00pm

Miley Cyrus Is A "Whore," Eva Longoria Is "Fat" & "Ugly People" Should…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Eva Longoria is fat and Miley Cyrus is a slut. That's all anyone wanted to blog about...really. (Remember ladies! In gossip blog land you can never be too thin or too virginal.) As… » 7/18/08 5:00pm 7/18/08 5:00pm

Liv Tyler Is A "FatAss," Jessica Biel Is A "Dog," Lindsay Lohan Is A…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Liv Tyler is fat; Jessica Biel is a dog; Brooke Hogan is a yeti; and Jennifer Love Hewitt's body makes one blogger sigh, "Oh, dear." As usual, bloggers' continued degradation of… » 7/11/08 5:00pm 7/11/08 5:00pm

Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, Christie Brinkely wasn't satisfying her husband; Sienna Miller has three holes; Harlow Madden looks "unfortunate"; Rachel Hunter looks like a "Lesbian Lumberjack Circus Clown"… » 7/03/08 5:00pm 7/03/08 5:00pm

"[Alli Sims] Is So Fuckin' Doughy You Wouldn't Be Surprised If You…

Welcome back to our weekly examination of the Crimes Against Womanity committed by gossip bloggers and the virtual wristslaps we issue out to our grammatically and creatively-challenged web friends. In this edition, we give Alli Sims (Britney's former assistant and aspiring pop-star), Brooke Hogan, Jennifer Garner,… » 6/27/08 3:40pm 6/27/08 3:40pm

"This Chick Used To Be So Cute. Now She Looks Like She’s Halfway…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. These week the "writers" of these celebrity blogs call Jessica Simpson and Hilary Duff 'fat', Tila Tequila a 'whore', and Camila Alves (Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend) is a "maid"… » 6/20/08 4:00pm 6/20/08 4:00pm

"You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A…



Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. According to these numbnuts, Samantha Ronson is a "man," Paris Hilton's lady bits are toxic waste equivalents, and Shauna Sand's vagina looks like a "badly packed suitcase." WTF Does that even… » 6/13/08 5:00pm 6/13/08 5:00pm

"Hot Young Models Are Lining Up For One Night In That Dusty Old Snatch"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors! This is where we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Some readers ask why we do this, since, quite often, the same damn blogs are always listed. Well, we received an email from DailyBlogTips.com, naming the Top 25 Celebrity Blogs. These are… » 5/30/08 4:20pm 5/30/08 4:20pm

"I'm Surprised A Whale Didn't Bite Her Ankle & Pull Her Into The Ocean…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, rape jokes are back! Also, Britney is a manatee and a whale; Linda Hogan is a stripper; even Adam Sandler's 2-year-old daughter gets insulted. [W.T.F. -Ed.] Bloggers' continued… » 5/23/08 3:40pm 5/23/08 3:40pm

"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, "boys want" Christina Aguilera's boobs, someone would like to slice Lily Allen's belly and someone else offers rape tips. Another great week of "writing" "gossip" on the Internet!… » 5/16/08 5:00pm 5/16/08 5:00pm

"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, women get mocked for being too fat, for having cellulite, for being too fit and therefore not sexy, and, of course, for having a miscarriage. Plus! Excerpts from an interview with the… » 5/09/08 5:00pm 5/09/08 5:00pm

"I Guess Her Legs Finally Gave Out From The Weight Of Her Testicles"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, everyone is a transvestite, according to the usual offenders: Brooke Shields' "legs finally gaveout from the weight of her testicles", while Khloe Kardashian and Brooke Hogan should… » 5/02/08 5:00pm 5/02/08 5:00pm

"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Another great week of woman-bashing on the internet, you guys. Fergie's gender gets questioned — as does the gender of Julie Andrews. What has she ever done to anyone? Besides playing beloved… » 4/25/08 5:00pm 4/25/08 5:00pm

"Not Even Her Milky Tits Can Hide The Fact That She's Almost The Size…

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Same circus, different clowns, you guys. Getting pregnant "ruins everything," Pink is "a dude" and Katherine Heigl "needs to work on her legs. The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after… » 4/18/08 5:00pm 4/18/08 5:00pm

"Pregnancy Slowly Turns Even The Hottest Chicks Into Monsters"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. There was sooooo much bullshit this week, including a lovely diatribe about feminists by your friend Drunken Stepfather. Also! Pregnant women are "monsters," Sharon Stone "looks her age,"… » 4/11/08 5:40pm 4/11/08 5:40pm

"George Clooney's Girlfriend Is A Slut"

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Women are sluts, look like dudes, are probably on line for abortions and should get AIDS. Another great week of "writing" on the internet! The offenders, their crimes and sentences,… » 4/04/08 5:00pm 4/04/08 5:00pm