Send Us Your Stories of Working for Donald Trump

Donald Trump is having an embarrassing week, with even the very white golf community distancing itself from him and his racist remarks about Mexican immigrants being “rapists” and “criminals.” In a neat and predictable bit of irony, the Washington Post reported Sunday that some of the workers finishing a Trump hotel… »7/07/15 3:50pm7/07/15 3:50pm

NBC Cuts Ties With Donald Trump, For Obvious Reasons 

CNN media reporter Brian Stelter is reporting that NBC won’t be airing the upcoming Miss USA pageant, one part of the three-headed lipsticked hydra that is Donald Trump’s Miss Universe Organization. NBC’s statement says that the decision not to air the pageant is directly due to Donald Trump being Donald Trump all the… »6/29/15 2:30pm6/29/15 2:30pm

Donald Trump's Big Stupid Mouth Costs Him TV Contract

Donald Trump, the orange asshat who thinks that his accidental wealth is enough to qualify him to run the country, is already alienating his business partners. On Thursday, Univision announced that it would end its relationship with the Miss Universe organization (which Trump co-owns) in response to the candidate’s »6/25/15 3:15pm6/25/15 3:15pm

This 1987 Fashion Show Proves Miss Universe Has Always Been Batshit 

If you just couldn't get enough of the styles featured in that 1981 Sears catalog (on glorious LaserDisc!), you're gonna love this—a fashion show from the 1987 Miss Universe telecast. Yes, that is a very orange Bob Barker hosting. It looks like all these women were styled by me, at nine, playing with my Barbies. »4/10/15 4:00pm4/10/15 4:00pm

So, the 2013 Miss Universe pageant ended last night with Miss Venezuela being crowned Supreme Monarc

So, the 2013 Miss Universe pageant ended last night with Miss Venezuela being crowned Supreme Monarch of the Universe, but that wasn't really the highlight, judging from this picture of Miss USA Erin Brady dressed in the Optimus Prime costume your 8-year-old brain could never quite conceptualize. »11/10/13 12:15pm11/10/13 12:15pm

Big Breaks for Blowjobs: The Dark Underbelly of the Miss USA Pageant

Ashleigh Blake never dreamed of becoming a beauty queen. The 21-year-old amateur model and part-time tutor fantasized about being a movie star or the next Glee triple threat, and posted her resume on the casting networking site GotCast in hopes that Hollywood might call. But when a recruitment associate for Miss… »3/11/13 3:35pm3/11/13 3:35pm

Miss Universe Wisely Decides to Allow Transgender Women Into Their Pageants

In what is a major step forward for transgender women looking to live out the pageant queen's dream, the Miss Universe Organization announced today that they will officially change their rules to allow transgender contestants to into their pageants. That means they'll not only be allowed to compete for Miss Universe,… »4/11/12 9:15pm4/11/12 9:15pm