Miss Teen USA 'Sextortionist' Is Going to Jail

After pleading guilty to computer hacking and extortion, the punk who tried to "sextort" nude pics from Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf and others has been sentenced to 18 months in prison. The webcams of the world are a little safer, though your case of the creeps probably persists. » 3/18/14 6:45pm 3/18/14 6:45pm

Creep Who Hacked Miss Teen USA's Webcam Is as Awful as You'd Imagine

Authorities have arrested a 19-year-old fuckstick in connection with the webcam "sextortion" of a handful of women, including Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf. And, unsurprisingly, he sounds like an irredeemable shit smear of a person. » 9/27/13 3:20pm 9/27/13 3:20pm

Miss Teen USA Is the Latest Victim of Webcam 'Sextortion'

The FBI is investigating claims that newly-crowned Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf and several other women have been taken in by wiley sextortionists — a silly-sounding portmanteau, a scary-as-shit reality where hackers infiltrate women's webcams, surreptitiously photograph them in various states of undress, and then try… » 8/16/13 3:20pm 8/16/13 3:20pm

Pageant Stands By "Mortified" Miss Teen Arkansas

Although she was arrested for drunk and disorderly behavior, pageant organizers are standing by Megan Burgess, describing the former Miss Teen Arkansas as "a sweet girl [exemplifying] the values of a Miss Teen title holder and is mortified about this." » 1/25/11 5:31pm 1/25/11 5:31pm

Dine N' De-Crown

Lindsay Evans was stripped » 10/22/08 9:20am 10/22/08 9:20am of her Miss Louisiana Teen USA tiara yesterday after she and three friends were arrested for running out on a $46.07 restaurant bill in Bossier City, Louisiana over the weekend. Cops caught up with Evans and her pals after Evans mistakenly left behind her purse and a bag of pot at the…

An observant shopper tipped us off to this T-shirt, inspired by our gal Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina, and her answer to a question about maps. And in case you forgot, here's it is transcribed: "I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation… » 1/07/08 1:50pm 1/07/08 1:50pm

Miss Teen South Carolina Is Still Kinda Famous, Appears On Tyra

Tyra is finally back with all new episodes, and yesterday's show was all about embarrassing moments, something we're sure TyTy knows a thing or two about. Her first guest was Lauren Caitlin Upton, aka Miss Teen South Carolina, aka The Iraq and South Africa Such As. She seems to be taking the whole public humiliation… » 1/04/08 5:00pm 1/04/08 5:00pm

'Pageant Place': Miss Teen USA Has Gas

Here's what we learned on last night's Pageant Place: Miss Teen USA Katie (the one who ratted out Tara Conner for being a cokehead) is uncouth, belches loudly and often, and spends lots of time on the phone with her boyfriend, facts that inspired Miss USA Rachel (the one who fell on her ass in the Miss Universe… » 10/25/07 2:30pm 10/25/07 2:30pm

MTV's Beauty Queens: Fun, Ditsy, And Vindictive

So, judging by last night's episode, MTV's Pageant Place — which follows the reign and cohabitation of Miss Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA — has lots of potential, due to a curve ball thrown at the beauty queens: Former Miss USA, the famously-rehabbed Tara Conner, moves into the house with them. Also, Miss… » 10/11/07 5:30pm 10/11/07 5:30pm

Miss Teen South Carolina To 'Facebook' Frenemies: Victory Is Myn!

Geopolitics whiz Miss Teen South Carolina has a message for all her jealous Facebook friends and frenemies, one of whom just won the "Most Valuable Tipster" designation here at Jezebel. "I like the attention," she writes on her 'Wall'. Why? Because it provides her with a platform from which to voice her opinions on a… » 8/30/07 12:15pm 8/30/07 12:15pm

Miss Teen South Carolina Gets A Second Chance On 'Today'

Miss Teen South Carolina was on the Today show this morning in a taped segment where she was given another chance to answer her flubbed question on why "U.S. Americans" are not able to locate our nation on a map. We think she did okay this time around (she made no mention of South Africa or "The Iraq"!), but she had… » 8/28/07 10:30am 8/28/07 10:30am

Miss Teen USA 2007: Stupid Answers To Stupid Questions

The Miss Teen USA pageant was held on Friday night, and during the crucial question-from-the-panel segment at the end, Miss Teen South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton, totally choked when she was asked why Americans are unable to locate the U.S. on a map. The poor dear rambles on about "The Iraq" and South Africa.… » 8/27/07 10:45am 8/27/07 10:45am