Meet Your Jumpsuit-Clad Miss America, Whose Talent Is the Cups Game

Last night was the annual meeting of the Society for Creative Anachronism, Phyllis Schlafly Chapter Miss America pageant. And it was... really weird? Weirder than usual, I mean. Downright zany, even! As in, the woman who won opted to play a red plastic cup as her talent. » 9/15/14 10:30am 9/15/14 10:30am

Racists Are Being Hella Racist Because Miss America Isn't White

Earlier tonight, Miss New York, Nina Davuluri, an Indian-American woman born in Syracuse, was crowned the winner of the 2014 Miss America Pageant. Idiot racists got so mad, they started mixing up Indian, Indian-American, Arab, Muslim, and everything in between. It's (literarily) a most impressive display of dumb mixed… » 9/16/13 3:00am 9/16/13 3:00am

Miss America Contestant To Push For Gay Rights During Pageant

At the Miss America pageant on January 15, Miss New York Claire Buffie will declare her support for gay rights. She says her sister and many friends are gay and she doesn't want to see them "treated as second-class citizens." » 1/07/11 12:52pm 1/07/11 12:52pm

Miss New York Totally Crashes Miss USA's Float During Thanksgiving Day…

Miss New York Davina Reeves boarded Miss USA Rima Fakih's float while wearing her crown and sash and remained on board the vessel until handlers convinced her to disembark from the float. Drop Dead Gorgeous is real. » 11/28/10 4:23pm 11/28/10 4:23pm