Research Suggests That Pacifiers Help Turn Baby Boys Into Emotionless Robocops Later in Life

A new study so hot and fresh out of the University of Wisconsin-Madison that Bucky Badger singed his adorable little paws on when he took it out of the lab suggests that pacifiers stunt the emotional development of baby boys by robbing them of the opportunity to mimic adults by refining their Jim Carrey rubber faces.… »9/18/12 11:55pm9/18/12 11:55pm